I have never met a soccer mom who could competently drive. If you notice that 9 times out of ten when someone is riding your ass and waving their arms around it is some 45 year old woman who dresses like she is 20 in a Buick Rendezvous, Vibe, Aztek, Honda Pilot and last but not least GM’s Envoy. No matter what almost daily one of these lifeless fruits cut me off in traffic, pulling out of McDonald’s without ever looking for traffic. I am assuming they do this from the simple fact they have absolute no value of a buck since they never earned a dollar in their life. They suckle off the tit of that poor sappy husband they managed to land with a well given hummer back in 1992(his last one), and she manages to guilt him into staying “For The Kids”. This leaves her 6-8 hours a day to run the roads plugging who she wants and spending his hard earned cash and all she has to do in life is vacuum once a month. How can these lowly women justify their existence. They do literally jack shit while their husbands spend their lives busting ass and working day and night just to provide the bare necessities and to try and keep that womans spending habits under wraps. All this time she thinks she is the one giving it all and suffering and complaining to her friends. If these husbands would suck it up and leave then maybe she would have to get a job, maybe she wouldn’t have all this time to run the roads from personal trainer to the mall to the health food store to the palates class to who in the hell knows, and maybe she wouldn’t cut me off a dozen time in the Rendezvous you so over lovingly gave her to trash and piss me off with.
I have decided that I am going to pick myself up a 1982 Buick Elektra to drive around with, from here on out my goal is to ass pack anything that pulls out in front of me. That’s right, your precious cargo is going to get in a collision and the best part I will not be at fault. I will only hit them if they pull out in front of me which will happen at least 5 times in the 2 mile stretch i drive. Teach your woman how to drive, especially when they have you four screaming brats in the backseat..
If everyone would take this stand we would wipe out a nice 10% of America’s stupidity in the matter of weeks. We could never hope for such a thing seeing as American’s in general have put so many safety features in to our life to ensure that stupidity lives on. We need to stop protecting the ignorant and let nature take it’s course.
We as humans need to band together and wipe out all the safety features and let the people of lesser mental capacity do their thing. This is how it was intended and how it should be.
