Myspace, the “lesbian sister” of chat rooms, i’ve hated it for a long time, I actually hate all of those “please rape me” sites, but recently I found out my dear love used a chat room, but she said it was just her and her friends, so I didn’t care too much about it…
that is of course, until I found out about her “friends” who she infact, had never even met!
Now, many people consider their online (what i guess you would say are acquaintances) to be “friends”, more common of course in you hippies who think everyone is a good person, or maybe they just like e-dating other special-ed scum that agree with them, who knows? The truth is, they are NOT your friends, unless you actually know them, met them, hung out with them, possibly even pulled your pecker while watching the same movie together. Anyways, im getting off point here, so i’m never comfortable by myspace or chatrooms, but hey, ill trust her, in that she would never give out her information…boy was I wrong.
She gets off the phone with me, when I had just called and had an important question, because one of her friends called long distance, turns out it was one of her chat room “friend”s who just happened to be a guy…now thats sickening already, she knows I needed a speedy answer, or I was going to end up losing a lot of cash , but she hangs up on me to talk to some guy she has never met? worse yet, I found out later she actually was making plans TO MEET THIS GUY! now just think about this…your a girl in a chatroom… and hes a guy in the chat room, he is horny and wants some ass, so he tells you he wants to meet you, and will be buying a FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR plane ticket in the SUMMER to FLORIDA to a MAJOR TOURIST SPOT to just “meet” you? HAHAHAHAHAH, no.
I laughed at her, and asked if I was going. She replied with a “maybe like, once” to which I replied “erm, then how many times are you gonna do this?” “a whole week, we want to spend the week together” I laughed uneasy, and just told her “no, your not, because thats not safe, I am going to be with you the whole time if you want to do this so bad” she began to freak on me, and start telling me lies about myself saying that i never let her do anything she wants, and i keep her “caged” which is bull-fucking-shit, cause i have never stopped her or even tried, until that point. So she starts with that, then screams about how “she wants to be alone with him”.
I laughed again and told her that right now she sounds like she was trying to cheat on me, and she just continued to yell at me while I continued to calmly tell her how damn wrong she was, which didn’t really help. As it turns out, she did a most horrid thing, and was e-dating him while we were first going out…oh great, I AM being cheated on. So then she messaged me over msn messenger, not in person, not on the phone even, she IM’ED me and told me she was breaking up with me because I don’t know anything. (one of her “friends” on the internet told her to break up with me, and to say just that) Yea, cause i’m the one at fault here, which is sad, since I seem to recall she is the one screaming at me, and cheating on me.
The real killer though? after all my talking to her about it, I found out, she went online to talk to an internet “friend” who said the same thing I did, and she told HIM that she wouldn’t do it, FOR HIM, of course, he then asked if she said the same to me, when she said “no” he told her she was a bitch and he cant believe that she would promise a random guy of the internet that she doesn’t even know, that she shouldn’t trust something like that, but not her own obviously caring boyfriend. She then called me up, and boys and girls, no, she did not say sorry like a nice smart girl, she instead bitched me out saying that I may have ruined her internet “friend”s opinion of her…so yea what a grand way for it to end, no?
SO ALL MEN OUT THERE keep your girls away from filthy places like chat rooms and myspace, they only spawn rapists and stalkers, and of course, brutal confusing breakups!








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