MySpace: Creating Whores or Bringing Them Out?

Since when did having Myspace give you a license to be a whore, seriously, I don’t give a fuck how ugly you are, if you can’t get a piece of ass on MySpace in 45 minutes or less, then you are just a fuckin putz. Just because the almighty god thought you should have the interwebs does not mean you have to use it as a personal breeding ground to shovel your wares at every male bystander that skims across your profile, I truly don’t think that is what Tom had in mind when he created it, but then again he is freakin rich, so what does he care.

I do run across profiles occasionally of young women who have a modest picture up and keep their profile private, I salute you for keeping your dignity at least a little in these trying times of whoredom, how does it make you modest girls feel that the guy you would like to get to know a little better is skeezing on a 13 year old in booty shorts, laying it all on the line for every Tom, Dick or Harry to come across. PARENTS, control that little slut of yours, how can you, being the good father that you are, allow your young child to buy shorts that say “JUICY”, common now, and then your going to get mad when you catch a 36 year old man climbing out of her window, you fucking allowed it, maybe if you didn’t ignore that sweet innocent child of yours for so long she wouldn’t have daddy issues, and finding herself seeking a new daddy as one could say. Your not the only papa in her life now.

But back to my point at hand, it seems that myspace has created the biggest whore outbreak since the “free love” in the 60’s, maybe it is not myspaces fault, maybe they were all sluts to begin with and myspace just let them shine. Myspace has single handedly brought our beloved brothels and whorehouses to a fucking halt, you are putting thousands of hard “working” girls out of house and home, why, because not matter how ugly you are, myspace will get you laid, but on the other hand it seems myspace could be slowing rape down in some areas to a crawl, a man does not have to go and hunt down a woman of his choice when he can simply do a search and find one from ages 12-80 willing to play a game of Tic-Tac-Blow at the drop of a comment.

So from what I can tell in the next decade we will see a whole new rash of Porn, STD’s, and under age pregnancy from a single website. Congrats to all you myspace whores for sending your gender back another 1000 years. Finding a woman who has not been used as a Swedish pin cushion in the next decade is less likely than finding the damn holy grail, who knows maybe one of them girls has it in her, with myspace we could play a huge ass Fisting scavenger hunt and try to find that damn grail, Hell some of these girls could probably fit the ark.

All in all, what have we learned, Social Networks creates or brings out the whores. Father’s need to keep an eye on their daughters, and Not let them buy slutty clothes, do Not buy them cameras, webcams etc, And for god sakes, watch what your kids do, I blame the parents, Just watch your fucking kids, and maybe, just maybe you won’t be a 30 year old grandfather. I personally don’t want to pay your childs welfare for the next 30 years…