How Conservatives (Especially Christian Ones) Ruin the World

April 18th, 2007 | email this | digg it

Hey! How many of you caught my last post? The one where I said the rich never work? Yeah, well that is something called satire. If Republicans stopped underfunding education by giving corporations tax loopholes, you might be able to understand the concept. You see, it’s advanced. A little too advanced for the feeble conservative mind….

Think about it. Conservatives are generally the people who adhere to every last word of the Bible, taking every word literally. You can look some Christians in the face and they will tell you the Earth is 3000 years old. I can’t help but laugh at these morons. Are all Conservatives Christians that believe this? No, but generally all Christians are conservatives. There are economic conservatives that distance themselves from fundamentalism and the police state advocated by Republicans - They are called Libertarians.

These twisted Conservative Christians follow Leviticus to the T on homosexuals, yet conveniently omit the parts of the Bible where Christ talks about fellowship of man and helping the poor. Jesus was the biggest liberal ever, yet most of his followers are a bunch of self-righteous pricks who identify with at least one concept of Darwin - survival of the fittest and fuck everyone else.

I also find it funny that rich, suburban Christian assholes with Bush/Cheney stickers and Pro-Life bumper stickers are so concerned with material things. I thought Heaven was the ultimate and it was what you are living to obtain. Well, I don’t believe in God, believe in no afterlife and am damn comfortable in that fact. Weirdly enough, I STILL don’t concern myself with worldly pleasures. I guess it’s just because I have the inconvenience of having a brain - something a conservative generally doesn’t have.

That being said, if people actually reflected for a few moments, most would find they are deep down LIBERAL with concern for their fellow man. There are some that are hopeless, so tax them highly before they give it to Jerry Falwell.

6 Responded To This Post

93. drew0101 said in April 18th, 2007

I don’t see why you want to tax the rich and give to the poor. What makes the poor deserving of any free handouts. I understand what your saying about some people being conservative and materialistic. I know its funny because the bible does speak about giving to others BUT your answer is to take there money by force and give to some bum who doesn’t have a job. That is ridiculous. Someone having bad morals is no justification for taking there money.

94. Ben said in April 18th, 2007

96. Mr. Tickles said in April 18th, 2007

Wow, if your last blog was Satire, your about as funny as Al Franken.

I’d consider myself a conservative, yet I’m an Athiest, and I believe in Abortions if I knock a gal up! However, I find it funny that Liberals believe that you MUST respect everyones beliefs….. unless your Christian. You had better not make fun of Allah, but that Jesus dude can be joked at anytime! I’ll laugh at those jokes, but I’ll also laugh at anyone elses stupid beliefs, as I really don’t care. Can we stop the Hypocrisy please?

102. Mr. Blue said in April 18th, 2007

I never said anything about giving money to the poor. I want to fund public works and education, so Christianity (and every other religion for that matter - I’ll hate on Allah on another post because Islam is even more radical and retarded) would slowly wither away. Christianity is too based in fiction and fantasy to survive in an educated population. I am idealistic, I don’t expect religion to go away during my lifetime. Yes, religion does do good things in some cases. Most of the time, though, it’s used as a crutch and an excuse. The excuse for not having a fulfilling life is the bleak hope you’ll go to heaven afterwards. It’s also open to interpretation, meaning you can use it to justify anything, like this PRO-LIFE bullshit (a child isn’t a child until it’s born - simple as that) and excuses for war and homophobia.

Like I said, I am idealistic. I know none of this stuff will ever happen. If you meet me in person, I am far from being this completely off the wall. I use this forum to vent my frustrations with humanity. I make no apologies for that. Conservative RELIGIONS, not just Christians, are ruining the world. By conservative I mean fundamentalist/terrorist/hatred branches of religions. I admire many people of religion, like Rev. King and Gandhi, both of which were highly spiritual people. If religion was practiced as intended, I would still be an athiest, but I would respect these people a lot more.

I never once in this article said all Christians, I said either some, most, or Conservative. Come on! If I hated all Christians, I’d have a pretty lonely existance, wouldn’t I?

Tickles - you make good posts but you make some dumbass comments. I hate all religions equally, just take shots at Christianity because they are in control of my government and they pish their beliefs on me. Islam is a lot worse and even nuttier, but ti doesn’t concern me as much.

104. Mr. Tickles said in April 19th, 2007

I was making that point in general, just as you made general comments on Conservatives. Also, my posts haven’t been trying to be an ass to you, I just disagree with you on the political statements.

137. Mr. Orange said in April 25th, 2007

“Christianity my friend is what spreads the food, clothing, and provides shelter to all countries, therefore they are following the gospel of Christ.”
They very well do this but at the same time DESTROY the native inhabitants culture and way of life by insisting that the christian god is the one true god. What the christian missionaries are implying here when they go into a group of natives and attempt to change their culture and way of life is that the christian god is better than their god(s). What i want to know is why do so many people think this way is the correct way? Why not buddhism? Seems like a much more respectable path in life to me. Less killing involved with that religion too.