Hi there, this is Kusoyarou-san, or, incase you cant translate, Mr. Shit-man, because I LOVE to throw shit (it pisses people off.) but not just shit, shit that makes actual sense, SO! onto the assault using shitty words as my internet projectile weapon of choice!
Even being a conservative, I choose to watch the colbert report from time to time…in the same way I choose not to be gay, or wait, is it a choice? sometime last week colbert has on some guy talking about what kind of physical traits fags have, something about your fingers, and the direction of the whorl on your head (haha, no. im serious) and colbert asked if this is somthing you get when you choose to be gay, and of course the guy uses this finger and whorl shit to convince everyone its prenatal, okay then, this brings up the “YOUR BORN GAY AND YOU CANT HELP IT YOU STUPID STRAIGHT GUY!” thing.
Yea, about that, for the longest time ive had somthing that ive always wanted to use to piss off the fags and liberals, and now i have the chance! If homosexuality is a prenatal sexual trait, then would it not be safe to assume that beastiality, peadophilia, and plushophilia are also prenatal? So wait, your telling me some people are just destined to fuck teddy bears?! OH CRUEL WORLD! damn you build-a-bear DAMN YOU FOR ALLOWING THEM TO LIVE OUT THEIR PERFECT FANTASYS! DAMN YOU FOR HAVING AN ASSORTMENT OF ITEMS TO FURTHER ENCOURAGE THE BONERS OF PLUSHY FUCKERS EVERYWHERE! Oh and in case youre wondering, yea, its a real thing.
Okay so back to whatever the hell, now, we have one of three choices here, if sexual preference is prenatal, than we have to either
1) Let those evil child fuckers out of jail, along with chicken lovers and horse humpers. (errr, second thought, this isnt even an option)
2) Make homosexuality punishable by the same terms as other (out of the ordinary…and damn sick) disturbed sexual preferences. (jail for gays? awsome, its the middle ages once again! boy, fetch my sword, we are to hunt homos tonight!)
OR
3) Go the way of paedophilia, beastiality, incest, plush-fucks, and announce homosexuality as A MENTAL DISEASE (i’ll miss the sword kills, but this works too…plus its funnier)
Huh, look at that , justice for all, ya? No wait, not for all! WHERE IS MY STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADE?! Oh yes, we cant have straight pride parades, straight communitys, straight districts, or anything of the sort, because THAT would be some kinda unfair hate crime, because if I announce “HEY WORLD, IM STRAIGHT AND IM PROUD” then take a chug of my guinness and slap my wifes ass and grab my belt than I hate gays…
So to end this, I just wanna say, dont hate somebody because there different, hate them cause of how they express it!
I hump pillows, not because I’m attracted to them, but I’m used to fucking fat chicks, and pillows don’t talk.