R.I.P. Chuck Norris: Dead At 67 From Heart Failure

June 29th, 2007 | email this | digg it

Published in Burned, Crazy, Death, Mr. Red, Politics, Rant, Religion, The Man

Tags: Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris Died, Florida, Republican, RIP

Chuck Norris, just turned 67 in March Died two hours after being admitted to the Morton Plant Hospital in Florida. He was vacationing in Clearwater, FL. when witness Thomas Scott said, “He just fell off of the jet ski, the Scuba rental manager came out and pulled him back to shore. An ambulance was there within 5 minutes and took him away.”

Witnesses say he made it to the hospital at approximately 7:30pm (EST), and was pronounced dead at 9:40pm. Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris left behind a loving wife and 5 children. Chuck was an outspoken conservative republican and was very vocal with his views. Chuck wrote a column for WorldNetDaily. Chuck Norris had almost 40 movies under his belt which began in the late 60’s..

Chuck Norris, you will be missed my friend R.I.P.

10 Responded To This Post

243. John said in June 30th, 2007

OH MY GOD HES REALLY GONE?!

245. Kusoyarou-San said in July 1st, 2007

Five children?

Also WTF Mr. Red? this isnt a funny joke, dont you know its just some internet thing? if not i would have seen it while watching FOX NEWS (yay!) surely Steve Doocy would have mentioned it if it were true…no, if Chuck DID die, Mr.President would have called the press together for some kinda sad news thing!

250. Deborah Lodge said in July 6th, 2007

We are pleased to inform you that the report of Chuck Norris’ demise is false. Mr. Norris is alive and well. Please remove the false report from your website before any harm is done. Thank you, Deborah M. Lodge, Patton Boggs LLP, Attorney for Mr. Norris

251. Marie White said in July 6th, 2007

You are posting a false story on your site about Mr. Norris. We have had email from a few people that have read this. We have posted on our site:

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

Please remove this as soon as possible. We find no humor in it.

Thank you,
Marie White/chucknorris.com, Inc. and Top Kick Productions

252. Mr. Red said in July 6th, 2007

Bahahahahaha

255. Kusoyarou-San said in July 8th, 2007

Frikin owned.

258. zoos said in July 11th, 2007

Chuck Norris is really dead, just that the grim reaper is afraid to tell him

377. Mr. Red said in April 20th, 2008

Can’t believe this is still going. It has been a year since I posted this and got thousands of people thinking that Chuck Norris Died and there is still a ton of people who visit this post daily..

The post was only Ironic since we all know that Chuck Norris Can’t be Killed..

536. JDJ said in May 19th, 2008

How sad, I remember when he taped his television show, in Houston, Texas, a right to work state.

He was a nice man and his work will surely be missed.