OR so I would say I am.

What is NOT art, but claimed to be:

Paint vomited onto canvas

Persepolis

Shitting graphite onto a giant piece of paper, rolling it up, and smashing it into a canvas

Abortion

Starving dogs

Now the starving dog thing is old, but I don’t care, i just found out about it.

THIS IS PROOF OF LIBERAL HYPOCRISY!

we are cruel to animals because we keep them as pets, or we are cruel for not treating them as gods, but here they are STARVING A DOG (ultimately killing it) in the name of “art” ( http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2007/10/dog_publicly_st.html)

Recently, some dumb bitch proved the stupidity of liberals “no, you can’t kill him, all he did was rape and eviscerate 12 children on camera and admitted it proudly!” “Oh wait, that baby? Fuck that thing, its not interesting, kill the bitch, I think it gave me a dirty look” don’t deny it, its the truth. Now they are killing babies as “art”

Source: http://www.yaledailynews.com/articles/view/24513

I am an artist, and work professionally, and i hate what art has become, libertards just love to sully the good names of our past

marriage : f*ck marriage, no, just because its been created by a church that does not condone gay behavior doesn’t mean it cant belong to gays, and screw you sir for trying to keep your religion sacred, why don’t YOU go and get a civil union instead?

History: no sir, f*ck your history too, for we mighty liberals are forward thinkers, and history is no longer allowed to share any view but ours, yes, we shall take credit for what the republicans did in the civil war!

And of course, art: oh yes, I am familiar with to works of Monet, but do I give a damn? the answer is no, not unless Monet painted through his urethra, or some other orifice on his body, no we will not recognize art to be a creative medium for thought provoking, for we shall strip traditional creativity (because history is disgusting) and create our own version, you silly bastard. Quickly Jambi, shove that tube up my asshole so that we may commence my anal painting!

Starving dogs, killing babies, and throwing paint from your asshole IS NOT CREATIVE it’s not some artistic pioneering! What, do you morons think that in the future we will create works of art rivaling that of Da Vinci, using such retarded “techniques”? Or do you think all future portraits of world leaders will be done using your rectum as an airbrush? The next water lilies will be painted from the blood of dead babies using the fur of dead dogs?

I’m sick of this country’s scum, and I’m calling for another civil war, pussies without guns or fighting knowhow, to the left, and martial artists with boom sticks and an itch trigger finger to the right!

Coming soon (maybe): Civil War: It’s our second time baby, let’s not be so gentle.

I am about as patriotic as they get, and i will put up with all types of atrocities our government might try to passover on us, but the one thing i will not do is give up my guns. Giving up my guns is giving up the right to protect myself and my family. Asking me to give up my guns is leaving me unprotected.

I can see our country heading down a dark socialism type path similar to the Stalin era Russia. Democrats are seizing control and pushing more of their bs on us. Along with forcing the working class to pay for irresponsible people to create equality they want to rip away our only form of defense. It makes me truely sad that America is headed down a dark path and the people let it simply because they have more interesting to do. Back in the day when their was a lack of entertainment people would rally up against an injustice simply out of boredom, now even people who do care are too preoccupied with daily life and tv, internet, video games etc.

We have been living with a half Socialism lifestyle for too long now and we are used to it. Our country takes from the workers to reward people who opt not to do nothing with their lives. It isn’t my fault some lady decided she wanted to be a hoe and had 6 kids, i didn’t stick her so why should i pay. I don’t have children because i can not give them the extreme good life i think they deserve, but i get to pay for everyone else who deosn’t take the time or effort to get a job and the people who get rewarded for having kids and being poor. We shouldn’t be rewarding this behavior, we should be making it harder and making the situation unbearable so people will think first. But instead we will give them money, and in return for our government giving them money they will vote how they are told.

So basically, the working class gives money to the government, the government gives the money to the poor, and the poor vote in more people who will give away more money. So basically in the long run we are paying out the ass to get our rights taken away.

*Sigh*

Sorry for the 5am rant:(

Hi there, this is Kusoyarou-san, or, incase you cant translate, Mr. Shit-man, because I LOVE to throw shit (it pisses people off.) but not just shit, shit that makes actual sense, SO! onto the assault using shitty words as my internet projectile weapon of choice!

Even being a conservative, I choose to watch the colbert report from time to time…in the same way I choose not to be gay, or wait, is it a choice? sometime last week colbert has on some guy talking about what kind of physical traits fags have, something about your fingers, and the direction of the whorl on your head (haha, no. im serious) and colbert asked if this is somthing you get when you choose to be gay, and of course the guy uses this finger and whorl shit to convince everyone its prenatal, okay then, this brings up the “YOUR BORN GAY AND YOU CANT HELP IT YOU STUPID STRAIGHT GUY!” thing.

Yea, about that, for the longest time ive had somthing that ive always wanted to use to piss off the fags and liberals, and now i have the chance! If homosexuality is a prenatal sexual trait, then would it not be safe to assume that beastiality, peadophilia, and plushophilia are also prenatal? So wait, your telling me some people are just destined to fuck teddy bears?! OH CRUEL WORLD! damn you build-a-bear DAMN YOU FOR ALLOWING THEM TO LIVE OUT THEIR PERFECT FANTASYS! DAMN YOU FOR HAVING AN ASSORTMENT OF ITEMS TO FURTHER ENCOURAGE THE BONERS OF PLUSHY FUCKERS EVERYWHERE! Oh and in case youre wondering, yea, its a real thing.

Okay so back to whatever the hell, now, we have one of three choices here, if sexual preference is prenatal, than we have to either

1) Let those evil child fuckers out of jail, along with chicken lovers and horse humpers. (errr, second thought, this isnt even an option)

2) Make homosexuality punishable by the same terms as other (out of the ordinary…and damn sick) disturbed sexual preferences. (jail for gays? awsome, its the middle ages once again! boy, fetch my sword, we are to hunt homos tonight!)

OR

3) Go the way of paedophilia, beastiality, incest, plush-fucks, and announce homosexuality as A MENTAL DISEASE (i’ll miss the sword kills, but this works too…plus its funnier)

Huh, look at that , justice for all, ya? No wait, not for all! WHERE IS MY STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADE?! Oh yes, we cant have straight pride parades, straight communitys, straight districts, or anything of the sort, because THAT would be some kinda unfair hate crime, because if I announce “HEY WORLD, IM STRAIGHT AND IM PROUD” then take a chug of my guinness and slap my wifes ass and grab my belt than I hate gays…

So to end this, I just wanna say, dont hate somebody because there different, hate them cause of how they express it!

I went to my local small-town strip club last night with friends. Here are a few things I noticed:

What’s the fuck is up with strippers dancing to butt-rock??? Let me let these sluts in on a little secret…Nickelback, Hinder, Limp Bizkit, Korn and Creed are about the least likely of all types of music to give me an extra large veiny boner and in turn empty my pockets of all Washington’s to store between your jelly and the elastic strap holding the whole production together. Nickelback has been part of the death of real rock music and I don’t want it fraternizing with my sluts dancing on a pole. Hinder (Nickelback Light) is no better. Also, all these juggalo skanks need to realize that when I checked my huge fucking wall calendar this morning, it said 2007! Limp Bizkit, Korn and Creed were some of the worst parts of a much rather forgotten era that never needs to be revisited unless it’s on one of those crappy VH1 “I Love the Late 90’s/Early 2000’s” episodes where the D-list comedians ruin their careers even further by trying to make obvious and witty remarks over tv clips.

Next, I would love to see the dictionary of stripper names one of these days. It’s probably like two fucking pages long. Bambi, Candy (sometimes with an ‘i’), Cocoa (if she’s black), Diamond…have I covered them all yet??? I think this place actually had two Bambi’s. Let’s not just get the seminal juices going, but also the creative juices. Maybe call the person that named “Bjork” and see if they have any other spare crazy fucking names they could loan you. It might be more interesting than Shasta.

Now I know where these creep ball sexual deviants I see on NBC’s Dateline: To Catch a Predator actually come from. There was a fat 18-year old loser still wearing his Arby’s uniform sitting in the front row feeding out money like a loose slot machine. This guy showed no emotion and had a creepy mustache. He’s probably already serverly fucked in the head from looking at the other 80% of the Internet, which is all pornography or other things in the same ballpark and wanted to try his luck with a REAL smelly snatch in his face. When this guy shows up on Dateline with a 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice, condoms and a cucumber at the house and the camera crew walks out, I’ll be able to tell everyone that I knew that fucker was gonna be on this shit. And it just makes those women that much more of mega-skanks to know that they rub their stinky roast beef (maybe Big Montana?) up and down his fat, acne-laden face. “I’m thinking Arby’s!”

And what about the DJ? Did you get turned down for employment as peep show mop man? You get paid nothing to be there and play the shitty music and you barely make any tips to cover it anyway. I’m not gonna pay some hair metal burnout to play Nickelback or Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls”. Doesn’t the sleazeball owner of the club know he can just buy a computer that will shuffles all of those loser bands up? It would probably cost him more to buy the program then to keep the burnout employed, working off of zero tips and the dream that one day he might actually get to bag one of his disgusting co-workers. It’s pretty bad when he can’t even get some cat from these single mothers.

Anyway, I highly suggest you get drunk and high before you go to your next local strip club. It makes it that much better. Unless you live in Dallas, LA, NY, Miami or 5 other places where you might actually want to fuck any of the girls onstage.

Peace out like a trout.
-Mr. B

I’m brand new to this glorious blog and I am SHOCKED that no one has talked about the connection between fat country chicks and Tweety Bird shirts. This might be one of the most mysterious connections in marketing history. Although, the guy that figured out how to sell a 1,000+ page Bible to southerners that can’t read was a pretty damned good marketer himself. He must be the same guy that sold ketchup popsicles to people in white suits.

I’m not even sure the people at Warner Bros understand it. I have yet to hear a solid theory or explanation from anyone, so let me take a stab at it. Here are some known facts about the shirts:

#1: If you go on eBay and search for Tweety Bird shirts, you will quickly find that they only come in sizes XXL and above. This means someone has already figured out that there is no market for Tweety Bird shirts in non-fat American sizes like Medium or Large.

#2: There seems to be a high concentration of white trash fat chicks in the areas surrounding Six Flags amusement parks. Six Flags uses Looney Toons characters as the park mascots and sells merchandise. Low class slobs spend every last welfare dime at Six Flags. I think we’re getting warmer.

#3: Tweety Bird shirts contain hackneyed mid-9o’s buzz phrases like “I’m the Boss”, “Whatever” and “Get a Life!”. Why is this important? Fat Country people have not discovered that these terms are no longer popular anymore judging by the shitty sparkly bumper stickers that say “Princess” or “Bitch” on the back of their shit box Pontiac Sunfire, Ford Escort or Chevy Cavalier. Putting a sticker like that on the back of your car screams, “I’m always going to be fat and I want to be a single mom forever!” My point is that a marketing genius found the “Tweety demographic” and incorporated another piece of Americana from this demo.

#4: This small loveable character has some sort of psychological effect on fat chicks making them feel less fat. “See world…I’m just a small, cute, loveable yellow bird on the inside.” Not a fat disgusting slob with no taste in culture like everyone here in outside world sees.

Even with all the pieces of the puzzle laid out in front of me, there still seems to be some obvious corner piece missing. This blog is somewhat of a rant, but today I’m seeking answers. I think we deserve that.

If some of you are reading this and don’t know what I’m talking about, go to your local NASCAR event or Pop-Country Music Festival. If you truly look around and do not see any of this, then I am truly sorry for wasting your precious time. I’d love to hear your suggestions and comments.

Together, we can solve this problem and change the world. (cue Michael Jackson’s “Heal the World”)

If you know me, you know the thing I hate most in this world is STDs, but right after that is shitty parents. Sadly, our country is overrun with them. Take a look at the World around you, how many people with kids have you seen that your confident are good parents? If your honest with yourself, its slim to none. The main concern with me is young, single Mothers. If your 18 or 19 and pregnant, please, step in front of a speeding Bus, you’ll be doing the World a bit of good. Think back to when you were 18 or 19. Looking at it now, you know whatever relationship you are in at that time, most of the time, it’s not gonna work out. So thats one strike when getting knocked up at that age. Don’t fool yourself either, kids are statistically worse off when raised by a single parent. A Father is almost as important for a child as a Mother, yet they get none of the credit. However, this just scratches the surface.

The main problem is, when your 18, 19, even 20 years old……you barely know whats best for yourself, let alone a new born child. So now, while your worrying about how Britney will fare in the next few months, you need to share that time with a little baby. Its infuriating to see. You may as well drop these kids off in the Woods and let it be raised by Wolves, because you can’t do much worse. Look at some of these Seven and Eight year olds nowadays…. dressed like fucking whores, and in just a few more years, they will be what they dress like. Ever seen Middle School Confessions? It was a show on HBO, America Undercover type deal several years back, with 12 and 13 year olds talking about sucking cock, drinking, giving handjobs, etc. Wanna know why? Because of this very topic. One day, we just stopped treating single Mothers and young Mothers like shit. When this stuff happened decades ago, they would be treated as Pariahs and shunned by a majority of the public. Now its commonplace and almost applauded. “Good for you girl, you don’t need no man!!” Yes, you do, skank, and if not to smack you around for being a fucking dolt, then to take care of the kid when your busy going to the bar on a Wednesday. Kids raising kids, not knowing what they are doing, and bringing up the next generations of whores and criminals. Its disgusting.

Also, two other things, why the need to grow up so fast, and why the need to create another life? What happened to enjoying your youth and saving adult things for, you know, when your an adult? Shit, I’m 26, you think I want a kid at this age? Fuck no, I’m a wreck, I don’t wanna destroy a little kids life, I do a fine enough job of fucking my own life up. Don’t you people have dreams? Aspirations? A future? Instead, you’ll put your life on hold, ruin whatever career you coulda had, and put yourself and your child in a worse financial situation. This shit couldn’t wait ’til your older, or even, *gasp*, married? On top of that, why the need to bring another child into this world? Don’t we have enough people already?? Kids in Foster homes all over the place, but you need to create another life….really? Adopt if you really need a kid, but you won’t, because your selfish, you do it as an ego trip, cuz you want a little version of yourself. If it was about taking care of a life, more people would adopt, but you want another little girl who will also like horrid music and suck cocks at 13, just like you did!

There should be laws in place for having children. One, you gotta be married. I’m not big on marriage, but a married couple has a better chance of raising a healthy, happy, successful child then non-wed. Secondly, you should be over the age of 25. Thirdly, having a specific income level. I’m not sure what that level should be, but people who are financially stable. Forth, a various amount of mental testing, an IQ over 90, whatever it takes. We need to stop having nothing but idiots cranking out kids for more money on a fucking welfare check. You people stink and I hope you die tomorrow.

Parents, control your little creeps. NO, it does not take a village to raise a child, it takes I firm hand. I can’t even sit in a movie or a restaurant without your children screaming their little fucking heads off. I did NOT have children for one reason and one reason only, I didn’t want to hear fucking screaming and crying non stop. I swear, I am going to start Disciplining your children myself.

Here is an explanation for my pissed off mediocre rant is this, I was in Little Caesars pizza place picking up my order last week, the dumb bitch at the counter in front of me, completely ignoring her child while he was pillaging the joint, he decided I was his next victim of prey, he jolted at me and with a flying fist of fury, he opted to punch me in the twig and berries and almost brought me to my knee’s. This entire time the dumb uneducated welfare whore of a mom is watching, and does not say a fucking word to him. That is what pissed me of, the kid is continuing to attempt to pummel me as if I were trying to take his Banana Slurpee away. Mother still says nothing as I am pushing her vile child away. What a fucking Little deviant creep. Who in their right mind wouldn’t welt this child’s ass.

My other annoyances are when you are in a theater, 10 little retards running around, and I mean retards literally, the kids will never make it past fry cook at McDonalds, throwing shit, screaming, and attacking people while their mother is ruthlessly attempting to give the poor joe next to her a hand job in hopes to obtain a Papa for these Corky looking minions of evil. Never once attempting to stop this intrusive act, the entire time my money wasted while attempting to watch a damn horror flick at that. Why the fuck are these kids in a horror movie at 11PM.

All these spawns of Satan need is a firm hand, and someone to put some stability in their lives. Attempt to beat the shit out of them, chances are they will react very positively to it, chances are they will sit the fuck down and behave for 5 minutes. That is all we ask

So I propose this in order to absolve the situation at hand and bring a little order into humanity before these shitheads become hardened criminals.

New national law that lets a bystander discipline a child if the parents actions are deemed unfit. IE: Child is running around hitting people, parent sits and watches, never lifts a finger. Said bystander grabs a switch and whips that child’s ass. These children need to know the limits, and if their own parents will not show them, the law should abide and let folks teach them the limits, if they do not learn at a young age they will never lear, and for the rest of their lives they will be assholes, doing what they please, to whomever they wish. This is unacceptable to me and most of America. If this were a law our children would know their place and limits. Let them know it is NOT ok to steal, NOT ok to hit strangers, NOT ok to destroy peoples property. SET SOME FUCKING LIMITS!

This is somewhat of a counter to an earlier post about Myspace, but on a broader scale. I know, I know, vast amounts of sluts are all over Myspace, and the Internet in general, my question is, why is that so bad? I LOVE sluts! Without sluts, how many guys would never get laid? I can’t imagine living before computers, I’d never get ass. For people like me who are terribly shy, full of anxieties, just generally not into humans, how are we to spread our filthy seed all over a chin or twelve? I’ll tell you right now, without Myspace, and before then, chat rooms, also known as the Dark Ages……..my God….the slobs I fucked…..it’s almost disgraceful….. but without this amazing tool of the Internet, without computer access being so common, I’d NEVER get ass. I can’t talk to women in the bars, or anywhere in public, I’m a Social Abortion, just awful. I’m much better with writing out my thoughts then speaking them. On top of that, with Myspace, you can look for the exact type of people you want, which is pretty God damn cool for me. I really do hate most people, and I’m at the age where I just can’t take the 30 minutes of bullshit for the 30 seconds of fun, I just cannot do it anymore. So when I see a profile and shes got a Britney Spears song playing, types like a 12 year old, has glittery butterflies all over the page, and an unhealthy obsession with American Idol, I can go to the next person. Shes got kids? I’m out! She has 500 friends? See ya!

So, are these whores REALLY all so bad? The last I checked, the exchange of fluids was a fun time, and who knows, maybe this one wasn’t as much of a whore as you thought at first, and becomes someone you can actually hang out with. Sure, it’s unlikely, your more likely to get the Herp, but, hey, who HASN’T had an STD nowadays? Buck up, soldier, it’ll help make you a man. So, how about we stop bitching about these loose women and embrace their low self esteem and take advantage of their desire to find a father figure. Bill Gates, Tom, skanks, I salute you.

Since when did having Myspace give you a license to be a whore, seriously, I don’t give a fuck how ugly you are, if you can’t get a piece of ass on MySpace in 45 minutes or less, then you are just a fuckin putz. Just because the almighty god thought you should have the interwebs does not mean you have to use it as a personal breeding ground to shovel your wares at every male bystander that skims across your profile, I truly don’t think that is what Tom had in mind when he created it, but then again he is freakin rich, so what does he care.

I do run across profiles occasionally of young women who have a modest picture up and keep their profile private, I salute you for keeping your dignity at least a little in these trying times of whoredom, how does it make you modest girls feel that the guy you would like to get to know a little better is skeezing on a 13 year old in booty shorts, laying it all on the line for every Tom, Dick or Harry to come across. PARENTS, control that little slut of yours, how can you, being the good father that you are, allow your young child to buy shorts that say “JUICY”, common now, and then your going to get mad when you catch a 36 year old man climbing out of her window, you fucking allowed it, maybe if you didn’t ignore that sweet innocent child of yours for so long she wouldn’t have daddy issues, and finding herself seeking a new daddy as one could say. Your not the only papa in her life now.