I am about as patriotic as they get, and i will put up with all types of atrocities our government might try to passover on us, but the one thing i will not do is give up my guns. Giving up my guns is giving up the right to protect myself and my family. Asking me to give up my guns is leaving me unprotected.

I can see our country heading down a dark socialism type path similar to the Stalin era Russia. Democrats are seizing control and pushing more of their bs on us. Along with forcing the working class to pay for irresponsible people to create equality they want to rip away our only form of defense. It makes me truely sad that America is headed down a dark path and the people let it simply because they have more interesting to do. Back in the day when their was a lack of entertainment people would rally up against an injustice simply out of boredom, now even people who do care are too preoccupied with daily life and tv, internet, video games etc.

We have been living with a half Socialism lifestyle for too long now and we are used to it. Our country takes from the workers to reward people who opt not to do nothing with their lives. It isn’t my fault some lady decided she wanted to be a hoe and had 6 kids, i didn’t stick her so why should i pay. I don’t have children because i can not give them the extreme good life i think they deserve, but i get to pay for everyone else who deosn’t take the time or effort to get a job and the people who get rewarded for having kids and being poor. We shouldn’t be rewarding this behavior, we should be making it harder and making the situation unbearable so people will think first. But instead we will give them money, and in return for our government giving them money they will vote how they are told.

So basically, the working class gives money to the government, the government gives the money to the poor, and the poor vote in more people who will give away more money. So basically in the long run we are paying out the ass to get our rights taken away.

*Sigh*

Sorry for the 5am rant:(

Today marks a day of shit that is fucking awesome! Hot dogs, corn on the cob, baked beans, apple pie and laziness all wrapped into one non-working weekday. Hell yeah, mother fucker!

America, the country where I live, is basically the greatest country on this planet and of course the rest of the world is a bunch of hataz that need to suck our dongs and munch our boxes. That’s right. I said it and everyone needs to recognize.

Where else can you be stupid, fat, lazy, unemployed, fat, obnoxious, fat, ignorant, intolerant, fat and RICH! How fuckin’ cool is that?! That’s true freedom. How could you not be jealous of this? Oh wait, it’s impossible and that’s why every other country on the planet is a bunch of crybaby pussy faggots!

Mexicans are risking their lives to sneak across the border to come and get some of this yummy junk. Chinese folks are stowing themselves away on boats to come and get up in this. Africans are getting really good at basketball to get here. Who can blame them. It’s fucking sweet as shit here.

Let’s look at the rest of the world for a moment. Europe is fucking gay. Russia is stupid, cold, big and poor. China is America’s bitch because badass corporations like Wal-Mart get all those fucking losers to make all their shit really cheap so we can rock out with low prices. You might say, “But China has a $1 Trillion surplus. Isn’t that scary for us?” Uh, no! Who cares. Go do my dry cleaning or something. Africa is really hot and it sucks. Don’t even get me started on the Middle East. Talk about poor urban planning. America needs to put the smack down on them and level that sand pit. Basically, everywhere else totally sucks compared to us.

When you’re sitting around on the 4th pondering all this awesome shit and you turn on the TV and see some pussy news reporter telling you how bad of a country we are for doing this or that, remember that they are full of shit and need to be shipped off to one of those butthole Middle Eastern countries if its so bad here. Make sure they get a good lick of your balls in first.

To quote one of the greatest movies of all time. “America, Fuck Yeah!”

Potheads, dopers and hippies. I hate them all to say the least. Don’t get me wrong I have done my fair share of partying but these folks live their life to get high. Most cannot compose a full sentence, none can carry a conversation of anything more than a mild retard status. And to top it off they believe the stuff they think up when they are high is golden. YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

Get a freaking clue, I have watched dozens of people smoke away their common sense into a whole new level of retardation. Think back before you were an avid smoker, think of the abilities and skills you carried. 90% of them are gone, although now you have vast engineering skills and can build a pipe or a bong out of anything, you cannot spell engineering, or bong for that matter. Congrats.

It does not bother me normally, but I find that almost anytime I am in a line or having to wait. Some asshat who is high as a kite wants to have a convo with me about the impeding doom of Lake Titicaca and it’s fishing situation. WTF? Why in the hell would I even care about it? why do you care about it? Your mind simply scrambles all over the place. Your blocking your neurons, of course it is going to have long term effects on you.

Once in awhile when partying is one thing, but everyday. You are literally smoking yourself into a retard state, even when you are not high your IQ has dropped considerably. And to say it has not, you are just lying to yourself. Don’t get me wrong I have known a few people who after a long term relationship with weed, they have kept most of their thought process. These are the few that most likely were very smart to begin with, they just have knocked themselves into normality. The bulk of the smokers, I would say 90-95% were average or below to begin with. And they managed to use cannabis to break down their thought process into retard like state. Literally smoking themselves stupid. How many of you grew up aspiring to be a retard. Most people with down syndrome can hold onto an educated conversation longer, better jobs at that.

I’m just tired of the idiots making our country dumber and dumber everyday. If you are an avid smoker, please don’t try to hold a conversation with me in public. You just turn it into an uncomfortable for both of us. For me it’s talking to an idiot that isn’t making any sense, for you once I get agitated enough to get hostile and make you leave. It is better for both of us if you just sit home while smoking, and well, just sit home while you are not. You have become a useless part of society, so leave society alone. And stop trying to analyze politics and economy while your high and decide to be vocal about it. You can’t comprehend it, and you already threw logic to the wind when you decided to become a smoker. Your voice falls on deaf ears, and your credibility is gone. Just leave the normal folks who continue to keep and grow their minds to do the tough thinking, ok lil guy. Have a good one, hah, I know you will.

Yes, College aged douche bags and Soccer Moms, I’m someone under 50 who likes our President! I know, it’s amazing, you didn’t think we existed, we’re rare, but we’re here. I am sure some of you are saying, “What?? Impossible!! No one can like him, the media outlets say so!!” Well, tough shit. You wanna know why I like him? Because you hate him. Think about it, a man who can piss off THIS many people has to be doing something right. Every tool who knows nothing about Politics, or get their viewpoints from a Liberally bias media despises the man, which makes him one of my most favorite people. Someone who can so torture idiots, a man who can have shitty bands like Green Day write songs about their undying hatred for him, the more I think of it, the more I realize what an inspiration this guy is.

I don’t wanna hear your anti-war protests, fuck, I like that were in Iraq. When 9-11 happened, and Bush said we will get terrorists and terrorist sympathizers, everyone went nuts and ate it up. When he followed through, now its not cool? How the fuck can you be so hypocritical? Sure, Saddam didn’t bomb us, yet, but we went there for two reasons. One, intelligence had concluded they had Nuclear weapons, they were unfounded, but thems the breaks, intelligence can’t be right 100% of the time. Secondly, on that terrorist theme, this man, this regime, killed SEVERAL thousands of his own people…….get back to me, but wouldn’t that fall under the heading of terrorist? Yes, I thought so as well. So, we get the man out of power, and we are trying to help this country become somewhat civilized…..why is that wrong? I don’t care if it happens or not, but the less little building bombers that come along, the better, wouldn’t you agree? No, you wouldn’t, your stupid.

Alas, no matter what, everyone will continue to blame George for everything that has ever gone wrong in the world. You do know, he was Hitler’s right hand man, right? He also caused the Chicago Riots. Why shouldn’t you blame him? Hell, the Politicians like Jennifer Granholm, (for you Michigan folk) whom you love, do the same! She blamed the Michigan economical problems on Bush, even though people out West are making money hand over fist. How does a President effect only one state in a negative manner? It makes me sick. This state is the ONLY one thats lost jobs the last four years straight, and not only does the blame go to the President, the people of this state RE-ELECT the cunt responsible. Wow….it just blows my mind.

-Mr. Tickles