Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

The GameStop Conspiracy has recently been noticed by everyone I talk too around this wonderful nation. It seems that most GameStops have removed most of their ethnic staff and replaced them with a White Nerd/Hot Chick combo. I thought it was simply coincidence but we have 11 GameStops within a 15 mile radius. So I drove to all of them on a search for a rare item an 10 out of the 11 stores had this white nerd and hot chick combo. The last store went above and beyond with two girls and one nerd guy. Don’t get me wrong it is a smart system to have a nerd who knows everything about the games and a female to attract the gamers and flirt. It seems to have worked. Since this new system has been in place the prices they offer have shot to almost nothing yet they pull in a lot of business.

Out of curiosity I followed this a bit more. I hunted down one of the old darker workers that I used to chum it up with and asked him what happened. He responded with this “WWB”, I asked WTF that meant and he enlightened me that it meant “Working While Black”. I asked him how does he figure and he told me that there were 5 black guys working and all 5 were dismissed within a week without cause. I figured this was a random pissy manager doing a getting a little retribution for his mother slimeballing a brother on the side. It turns out that all of brothers from 10 out of the 11 stores were dismissed and replaced with this new regime. So still wondering if it was a local thing, I asked about 20 gamers I know online and all noticed this same worker arrangement.

What caused this new Final Solution that seems to have put a lot of people out of work and given their jobs to petite little white girls who do not know what a Nintendo is? I am just curious; it was a smart business move but completely wrong on an ethic and moral ground. Since when has business been a moral situation anyways.

These are my new favorite demotivational posters of the day. Some are a bit harsh but all are funny, especially the Autism one.

Autism Demotivational Poster

Aids Demotivational Posters

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I am about as patriotic as they get, and i will put up with all types of atrocities our government might try to passover on us, but the one thing i will not do is give up my guns. Giving up my guns is giving up the right to protect myself and my family. Asking me to give up my guns is leaving me unprotected.

I can see our country heading down a dark socialism type path similar to the Stalin era Russia. Democrats are seizing control and pushing more of their bs on us. Along with forcing the working class to pay for irresponsible people to create equality they want to rip away our only form of defense. It makes me truely sad that America is headed down a dark path and the people let it simply because they have more interesting to do. Back in the day when their was a lack of entertainment people would rally up against an injustice simply out of boredom, now even people who do care are too preoccupied with daily life and tv, internet, video games etc.

We have been living with a half Socialism lifestyle for too long now and we are used to it. Our country takes from the workers to reward people who opt not to do nothing with their lives. It isn’t my fault some lady decided she wanted to be a hoe and had 6 kids, i didn’t stick her so why should i pay. I don’t have children because i can not give them the extreme good life i think they deserve, but i get to pay for everyone else who deosn’t take the time or effort to get a job and the people who get rewarded for having kids and being poor. We shouldn’t be rewarding this behavior, we should be making it harder and making the situation unbearable so people will think first. But instead we will give them money, and in return for our government giving them money they will vote how they are told.

So basically, the working class gives money to the government, the government gives the money to the poor, and the poor vote in more people who will give away more money. So basically in the long run we are paying out the ass to get our rights taken away.

*Sigh*

Sorry for the 5am rant:(

Driver who was high on cocaine evading police opted to drive into a cornfield. After 4 cop cars were totaled the 34 year old man finally stopped when he wrecked in a ditch. This took place in Dussen in the Netherlands. Now we know what cocaine does to a cornfield.

Today marks a day of shit that is fucking awesome! Hot dogs, corn on the cob, baked beans, apple pie and laziness all wrapped into one non-working weekday. Hell yeah, mother fucker!

America, the country where I live, is basically the greatest country on this planet and of course the rest of the world is a bunch of hataz that need to suck our dongs and munch our boxes. That’s right. I said it and everyone needs to recognize.

Where else can you be stupid, fat, lazy, unemployed, fat, obnoxious, fat, ignorant, intolerant, fat and RICH! How fuckin’ cool is that?! That’s true freedom. How could you not be jealous of this? Oh wait, it’s impossible and that’s why every other country on the planet is a bunch of crybaby pussy faggots!

Mexicans are risking their lives to sneak across the border to come and get some of this yummy junk. Chinese folks are stowing themselves away on boats to come and get up in this. Africans are getting really good at basketball to get here. Who can blame them. It’s fucking sweet as shit here.

Let’s look at the rest of the world for a moment. Europe is fucking gay. Russia is stupid, cold, big and poor. China is America’s bitch because badass corporations like Wal-Mart get all those fucking losers to make all their shit really cheap so we can rock out with low prices. You might say, “But China has a $1 Trillion surplus. Isn’t that scary for us?” Uh, no! Who cares. Go do my dry cleaning or something. Africa is really hot and it sucks. Don’t even get me started on the Middle East. Talk about poor urban planning. America needs to put the smack down on them and level that sand pit. Basically, everywhere else totally sucks compared to us.

When you’re sitting around on the 4th pondering all this awesome shit and you turn on the TV and see some pussy news reporter telling you how bad of a country we are for doing this or that, remember that they are full of shit and need to be shipped off to one of those butthole Middle Eastern countries if its so bad here. Make sure they get a good lick of your balls in first.

To quote one of the greatest movies of all time. “America, Fuck Yeah!”

Chuck Norris, just turned 67 in March Died two hours after being admitted to the Morton Plant Hospital in Florida. He was vacationing in Clearwater, FL. when witness Thomas Scott said, “He just fell off of the jet ski, the Scuba rental manager came out and pulled him back to shore. An ambulance was there within 5 minutes and took him away.”

Witnesses say he made it to the hospital at approximately 7:30pm (EST), and was pronounced dead at 9:40pm. Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris left behind a loving wife and 5 children. Chuck was an outspoken conservative republican and was very vocal with his views. Chuck wrote a column for WorldNetDaily. Chuck Norris had almost 40 movies under his belt which began in the late 60’s..

Chuck Norris, you will be missed my friend R.I.P.

Well i am not a huge fan of wrestling, but i have always like Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit apparently flipped out and strangled his wife and suffocated his 7 year old son, he then hung himself with one of his weight machines. They found a lot of steroids at his place which authorities are assuming this is one of the reasons for his rage. After Chris Benoit murdered his wife and son they say hehung himself up to a day later.

Chris Benoit was married for 7 years and when they found Chris Benoit was hanged everyone was in shock. Chris Benoit has always been a wholesome family an but apperently he had some deep seeded shit and he just flipped. Benoit’s wife filed for divorce in 2003.

Benoit’s 43 year old wife was bound by her hands and feet, there was blood under her head so you can assume there was a struggle. They don’t know if the steroids caused him to flip out, but Mr. Perfects father blamed the steroids for his sons death. Kurt henning died from a steroid and painkiller overdose 3 years ago (listen to the song by Macho Man Randy Savage called Perfect Friend), and the British Bulldog died from heart failure that was caused by steroids.

Recently on WWE they have been running an assassination story line about the WWE owner Vince McMahon. They cut this story line short when they found out Chris Benoit killed his family and killed himself. They also called of the WWE Raw for monday night.

Chris Benoit will be missed, he was a great entertainer, and apparently not that great of a husband or father. Chris Benoit would have made a perfect Wolverine in the X-Men movies.

R.I.P. Chris Benoit

Potheads, dopers and hippies. I hate them all to say the least. Don’t get me wrong I have done my fair share of partying but these folks live their life to get high. Most cannot compose a full sentence, none can carry a conversation of anything more than a mild retard status. And to top it off they believe the stuff they think up when they are high is golden. YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

Get a freaking clue, I have watched dozens of people smoke away their common sense into a whole new level of retardation. Think back before you were an avid smoker, think of the abilities and skills you carried. 90% of them are gone, although now you have vast engineering skills and can build a pipe or a bong out of anything, you cannot spell engineering, or bong for that matter. Congrats.

It does not bother me normally, but I find that almost anytime I am in a line or having to wait. Some asshat who is high as a kite wants to have a convo with me about the impeding doom of Lake Titicaca and it’s fishing situation. WTF? Why in the hell would I even care about it? why do you care about it? Your mind simply scrambles all over the place. Your blocking your neurons, of course it is going to have long term effects on you.

Once in awhile when partying is one thing, but everyday. You are literally smoking yourself into a retard state, even when you are not high your IQ has dropped considerably. And to say it has not, you are just lying to yourself. Don’t get me wrong I have known a few people who after a long term relationship with weed, they have kept most of their thought process. These are the few that most likely were very smart to begin with, they just have knocked themselves into normality. The bulk of the smokers, I would say 90-95% were average or below to begin with. And they managed to use cannabis to break down their thought process into retard like state. Literally smoking themselves stupid. How many of you grew up aspiring to be a retard. Most people with down syndrome can hold onto an educated conversation longer, better jobs at that.

I’m just tired of the idiots making our country dumber and dumber everyday. If you are an avid smoker, please don’t try to hold a conversation with me in public. You just turn it into an uncomfortable for both of us. For me it’s talking to an idiot that isn’t making any sense, for you once I get agitated enough to get hostile and make you leave. It is better for both of us if you just sit home while smoking, and well, just sit home while you are not. You have become a useless part of society, so leave society alone. And stop trying to analyze politics and economy while your high and decide to be vocal about it. You can’t comprehend it, and you already threw logic to the wind when you decided to become a smoker. Your voice falls on deaf ears, and your credibility is gone. Just leave the normal folks who continue to keep and grow their minds to do the tough thinking, ok lil guy. Have a good one, hah, I know you will.

I figure I should get this out of the way while it’s still somewhat relevant. I also apologize for beating a dead horse.

The recent racial firestorm surrounding Don Imus is almost mystifying. Getting fired over a joke…..really? Come on. I know CBS didn’t wanna fire him, the advertisers bailed on it at the first sign of trouble, so to keep them happy, he had to go, but it stinks. He goofed on some ugly chicks, it wasn’t hateful, it was a joke, and he’s public enemy number one.

….all I wanna know is, when did we lose the freedom of speech? Maybe I sound like a dopey Hillbilly, but I thought we had a country where we can express ourselves freely, goof on people, and basically say what you want. Its pretty fucked that a guy who has been on the radio, seemingly since the dawn of man, gets booted off for making a joke. Its a part of the hypocrisy, if you make a retard joke, your an awful person, but if someone plays one in a movie, they are a brilliant artist….its bullshit. Jokes are meant for fun, they aren’t meant to be malicious. For anyone who gets offended by a goof, you need to stop taking yourself so seriously. Is it REALLY that bad to laugh at yourself once in a while?

On top of that, the hypocrites like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, who have made their own racist, offensive remarks, that WERE NOT in a joking manner, burn this old fuck at the stake for remarks that may, or may not have been racial. Thats what happens when your the white devil, we all gotta pay for the faults of our Ancestors, while minorities can be openly racist with no consequences. I LOVE offensive humor, I LOVE Black, Jew, and Asian jokes, and especially White jokes, but its not out of hatred, its for a laugh. When we can finally all laugh at each other, laugh at ourselves, THAT is when we are gonna start to break down racial tendencies, but until then, we will just be a large group of hyper sensitive, politically correct fucks.

Ok, Ok, let me explain, I don’t hate all poor people, just the lazy ones, which by chance make up for about 90% of them, I love the other 10%. How can I tell the difference you say, well its simple, the lazy poor fuck is your standard everyday welfare mother of 12,  you know exactly what I’m talking about, they opted to choose Welfare as a career choice, They have a dozen kids because welfare pays per child. It takes them awhile to Welfare their way into the middle class you lazy piece of fucking shit. When I go to the mechanics and I see a welfare whore and her dozen awful children, and she is driving a 2006 Cadillac, Using a damn welfare voucher of $1500 to put rims on it, this simply amazes me. Why is the state that we are paying taxes in, paying for a lazy cunts rims. Seriously, why is the state not looking into the welfare lifers as we all know and love.

I go into the grocery store, and the woman has a dozen kids running around, they all look like shit, wearing clothes from the 70’s, While the mother is sporting a new Gucci bag, and an $800 outfit, whilst driving a damn Escalade. Back to the point of her buying three carts of food, and us normal working class are still eating Raman noodles. Give me a break. I see these women all the time, they are rabid here. I was in Gordons food, you know GFS, and once again, a dozen kids, the woman was buying boxes of sirloin restaurant steaks on her welfare card, she bought 6 of these, they cost 80$ each, WTF.

Back to my Rant. I do not hate all poor people, just the lazy ones, Everyone and I mean Everyone can go to school, college will give anyone a loan, there is no excuse for not being educated if you are poor, Now there is a lot of poor people who can’t help it, they had a good life when things just went sour, they lost their wife or children, they get caught in the avalanche of life, those are the ones I will give anything I have on me for, They literally got shit on by life, but that is a small 10%, the rest are just lazy, refuse to get off their ass and do anything for themselves, they were raised in the mindset that everyone owes them, thank their parents I guess for teaching them a trade to pimp the system.

These people are a waste, They were raised as SHIT, and they are raising their children like SHIT, and their lives, and their children’s life’s and their  grandchildren’s life’s will be nothing more than SHIT, They prey upon society and our generosity, they live life to live of others and should be put down like a lame horse, if they are no use to the advancement in our civilization then why do they exist.

For the true poor, I will continue to help, and give you the helping hand you need, to the lazy poor, I am going to try to make your life hell. Get a damn education and get out from under my wing, I didn’t screw your mother, there is no reason I should be taking care of you.

Yes, College aged douche bags and Soccer Moms, I’m someone under 50 who likes our President! I know, it’s amazing, you didn’t think we existed, we’re rare, but we’re here. I am sure some of you are saying, “What?? Impossible!! No one can like him, the media outlets say so!!” Well, tough shit. You wanna know why I like him? Because you hate him. Think about it, a man who can piss off THIS many people has to be doing something right. Every tool who knows nothing about Politics, or get their viewpoints from a Liberally bias media despises the man, which makes him one of my most favorite people. Someone who can so torture idiots, a man who can have shitty bands like Green Day write songs about their undying hatred for him, the more I think of it, the more I realize what an inspiration this guy is.

I don’t wanna hear your anti-war protests, fuck, I like that were in Iraq. When 9-11 happened, and Bush said we will get terrorists and terrorist sympathizers, everyone went nuts and ate it up. When he followed through, now its not cool? How the fuck can you be so hypocritical? Sure, Saddam didn’t bomb us, yet, but we went there for two reasons. One, intelligence had concluded they had Nuclear weapons, they were unfounded, but thems the breaks, intelligence can’t be right 100% of the time. Secondly, on that terrorist theme, this man, this regime, killed SEVERAL thousands of his own people…….get back to me, but wouldn’t that fall under the heading of terrorist? Yes, I thought so as well. So, we get the man out of power, and we are trying to help this country become somewhat civilized…..why is that wrong? I don’t care if it happens or not, but the less little building bombers that come along, the better, wouldn’t you agree? No, you wouldn’t, your stupid.

Alas, no matter what, everyone will continue to blame George for everything that has ever gone wrong in the world. You do know, he was Hitler’s right hand man, right? He also caused the Chicago Riots. Why shouldn’t you blame him? Hell, the Politicians like Jennifer Granholm, (for you Michigan folk) whom you love, do the same! She blamed the Michigan economical problems on Bush, even though people out West are making money hand over fist. How does a President effect only one state in a negative manner? It makes me sick. This state is the ONLY one thats lost jobs the last four years straight, and not only does the blame go to the President, the people of this state RE-ELECT the cunt responsible. Wow….it just blows my mind.

-Mr. Tickles

The similarities between gays and thugs are phenomenal, in this summarizing article i will show the unique characteristics that homosexuals and thugs have in common. Some people will be offended, and I apologize to the homosexuals for associating you with “gangsters”, but it is not your class of people that is stealing the style and traits, from what i have seen the thugs have solely took your style and habits and made them there own. The many traits of your urban thug, gangster or OG, leads me to believe that most if not all are closet gays. Let me point out a few of the basic traits that all point to this fact.

• Sagging Pants - Origin of the sagging pants was in prison, this was to let other inmates know that were gay, and your ass was open for season. In the last decade thugs have chosen to make this standard part of there dress code. Coincident, i highly doubt it.

Notice the similarities in the two, i thought you did.

• Colorful apparel consisting of mainly Rainbows, Bright Neons and of course multiple fancy shiny colorful shoes. Gay men in particular love to have a nice large collection of colorful garments, this is brought about by the hightened estrogen levels that give them the womans knack and fashion sense. The homosexuals usually have a large collection of bright colored shirts, jackets and shoes. The thugs on the other hand have a large collection of bright colored shoes, shirts and jackets, hrmm. Once again very similar in the fashion sense. Gays flaunt rainbowesque shirts, thugs “pimp” rainbowesque hoodies and fleece. let me get you more pictures of some examples.

The similarities in fashion are uncanny. Hell i think elton john looks less gay than a thug in that hoodie.

Once again the thug sneaker is far more flamboyant than the gay sneaker. Not only did they take the homosexual style, but they made it even gayer. How is that even possible. Congrats to the worlds gangsters for letting your Gay Colors shine.

• Most gays are known for being a bit overly sensitive, well thugs are even worse, They call it “Keeping it Real”, but in reality it is an over reaction to any situation. IE: Stepping on ones shoe “you smudged my puma mother fucker, your gonna pay for that shit”, when in reality it would easily wash right of, but since they have to try and prove there not soft they get over sensitive and over react to the minor scuff and want to fight. Any normal man would care less, why because they spent $20 on a pair of 1/2 off adidas and consider them disposable. Thugs on the other hand with there high fashion sense paid $200 for there rainbow specialty Nikes. Also might i mention the over reaction to the mother jokes, normal man will laugh and make a joke back, a Gangster will get highly offended and once again attempt to prove that they are not a bitch and try to fight. This constant attempt to try to prove that they are “Hard” would make me assume that they are trying to cover up something, why else would anyone ever want to fight over a joke.

• Accessories - Something every thug has to have is accessories, From flashy Bling to the Kicks, the almighty bling amazes me, as your average man the only jewelry i wear is a wedding ring, which i would not wear unless i was forced to by the wife, but gangsters on the otherhand will wear far more jewelry than most gay men ever thought of. Why is this, why do they feel the need to look so shiny and glamorous, the bigger gawdy the jewelry is the better, the shinier the better. At this point Elton John is the hardest fucker on earth if we are going by gangster clout.

Between these two men alone they have set a beyond gay trend in thug america, what happened to looking like a man, an entire class of man has stepped into the realm of estrogen, they take fashion to far, they take jewelry to far, and take there emotions to a depth no man should ever go….

To sum it all up what have we learned today, that most gangsters, thugs and G’s are closet homosexuals. They try hard to stay in fashion, the new era of Gangsta Glam makes me sick. Back in the day a thug was something to be feared, now they are just a kolidascope of colors that when the sun hits just right they shoot beams of light that can start small fires.

They are no longer men but glorified metrosexuals, at that there is so many of them to egg eachother on and set the trends further into gayness that they don’t even realize what they have become, since when did a $150 shirt make you hard, if i remember correctly a $3 party store shirt gave off a much better “Thug” impression, personally no matter how many flamboyant colors you wear it is not going to instill fear into people, your car is getting brighter, your teeth are shinier, your clothes are flashier, your just one big ol gay shiny star, Congrats, your a dick in the ass shy of making your deadbeat prison daddy proud. Next big fad will be to walk around with a neon dildo hanging from your rearview mirror, spinning of course.

This is only part one of the Gangster/Homosexual similarities, trust me there is alot more, until next time.

I am Ms. Gray it’s a pleasure to be writing on this site. I am a totally off kinda girl. I hate women’s lib, feminists and all that garbage. Don’t burn your bras girls, you need them so you don’t get too floppy!

I just wanted to make a quick introduction of myself, I will be using this site to do a lot of my ranting!

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