Today marks a day of shit that is fucking awesome! Hot dogs, corn on the cob, baked beans, apple pie and laziness all wrapped into one non-working weekday. Hell yeah, mother fucker!

America, the country where I live, is basically the greatest country on this planet and of course the rest of the world is a bunch of hataz that need to suck our dongs and munch our boxes. That’s right. I said it and everyone needs to recognize.

Where else can you be stupid, fat, lazy, unemployed, fat, obnoxious, fat, ignorant, intolerant, fat and RICH! How fuckin’ cool is that?! That’s true freedom. How could you not be jealous of this? Oh wait, it’s impossible and that’s why every other country on the planet is a bunch of crybaby pussy faggots!

Mexicans are risking their lives to sneak across the border to come and get some of this yummy junk. Chinese folks are stowing themselves away on boats to come and get up in this. Africans are getting really good at basketball to get here. Who can blame them. It’s fucking sweet as shit here.

Let’s look at the rest of the world for a moment. Europe is fucking gay. Russia is stupid, cold, big and poor. China is America’s bitch because badass corporations like Wal-Mart get all those fucking losers to make all their shit really cheap so we can rock out with low prices. You might say, “But China has a $1 Trillion surplus. Isn’t that scary for us?” Uh, no! Who cares. Go do my dry cleaning or something. Africa is really hot and it sucks. Don’t even get me started on the Middle East. Talk about poor urban planning. America needs to put the smack down on them and level that sand pit. Basically, everywhere else totally sucks compared to us.

When you’re sitting around on the 4th pondering all this awesome shit and you turn on the TV and see some pussy news reporter telling you how bad of a country we are for doing this or that, remember that they are full of shit and need to be shipped off to one of those butthole Middle Eastern countries if its so bad here. Make sure they get a good lick of your balls in first.

To quote one of the greatest movies of all time. “America, Fuck Yeah!”

Chuck Norris, just turned 67 in March Died two hours after being admitted to the Morton Plant Hospital in Florida. He was vacationing in Clearwater, FL. when witness Thomas Scott said, “He just fell off of the jet ski, the Scuba rental manager came out and pulled him back to shore. An ambulance was there within 5 minutes and took him away.”

Witnesses say he made it to the hospital at approximately 7:30pm (EST), and was pronounced dead at 9:40pm. Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris left behind a loving wife and 5 children. Chuck was an outspoken conservative republican and was very vocal with his views. Chuck wrote a column for WorldNetDaily. Chuck Norris had almost 40 movies under his belt which began in the late 60’s..

Chuck Norris, you will be missed my friend R.I.P.

Well i am not a huge fan of wrestling, but i have always like Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit apparently flipped out and strangled his wife and suffocated his 7 year old son, he then hung himself with one of his weight machines. They found a lot of steroids at his place which authorities are assuming this is one of the reasons for his rage. After Chris Benoit murdered his wife and son they say hehung himself up to a day later.

Chris Benoit was married for 7 years and when they found Chris Benoit was hanged everyone was in shock. Chris Benoit has always been a wholesome family an but apperently he had some deep seeded shit and he just flipped. Benoit’s wife filed for divorce in 2003.

Benoit’s 43 year old wife was bound by her hands and feet, there was blood under her head so you can assume there was a struggle. They don’t know if the steroids caused him to flip out, but Mr. Perfects father blamed the steroids for his sons death. Kurt henning died from a steroid and painkiller overdose 3 years ago (listen to the song by Macho Man Randy Savage called Perfect Friend), and the British Bulldog died from heart failure that was caused by steroids.

Recently on WWE they have been running an assassination story line about the WWE owner Vince McMahon. They cut this story line short when they found out Chris Benoit killed his family and killed himself. They also called of the WWE Raw for monday night.

Chris Benoit will be missed, he was a great entertainer, and apparently not that great of a husband or father. Chris Benoit would have made a perfect Wolverine in the X-Men movies.

R.I.P. Chris Benoit

Look, I am not a religious man by any means, but to deny some sort of higher power is absurd. We all have something to answer to when we die. Religion in itself is a farce, no single religion can be right, if one were to say that then they would consider all others wrong. It’s more of a melting pot that has been dispersed among a thousand faiths. Small parts of each religion may be true, but none are absolute. Even 90% of Christians will tell you the bible is fake, it is filled with stories, yes STORIES, it is an attempt to teach people life lessons. It is by no means fact. The stories were of course spawned from true tails but the book itself is just there to try to teach people to live decently, nothing more and nothing less. Live decent, be kind and helpful and try to live a decent life by your fellow man..

Now here is my rant on Atheists. I have argued with dozens over the point of god or a higher power. Each and everyone of them will argue to the death without ever once proving a point, it’s freakin funny, absurd at best. Not once in history has an Atheist won an argument, yet at the same time they don’t quit. They continue to fight against faith without ever proving their point, why, because they have no fucking point. They are mindless fools who 90% of them honestly say it in an attempt to be “cool”. The only thing worse than them is the little devil worshippers. I don’t think I have ever met one that could be taken seriously. Both are a joke at best. All of the little Satanists come off as idiots at best, do you seriously think anyone gives to shits about what your pindick mind thinks. Half of the people you are trying to impress with your so called views think that you are a fucking retard.

I come across these folks everyday, not one of them has ever once made me doubt there was a god, not once. There is something to answer to when we die, one way or another. Atheists love to argue and fight but never actually get to a point. I ask you feeble minded folks to feel free to try and prove their side, attempt to get an educated thought out. It’s tough I know, but maybe you will be able to prove that you are not a bunch of like minded retards just attempting to be cool.

I don’t think I would mind so much if they did not impede on the basis of our country, god in school, “In God We Trust” on our money, and the biggest one of all Christmas. You are impeding on the foundation of our country, the basis of which it was founded on, our holiday season, everything. Get fuck out of here, if you don’t believe then step aside and let our nation keep our basic traditions. Leave my Christmas alone you fucks.

You want to prove us wrong, then debate it here. Show us how there is no god, show us you are not an idiot, make a provocative argument. I doubt any of you can.