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June 5th, 2008 | email this | digg it | trackback | comment RSS feed

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MySpace: Pedophiles Exploiting Children, No Child Left Behind!

April 22nd, 2007 | email this | digg it | trackback | comment RSS feed

6 comments Posted by Mr. Red

Published in Burned, Crazy, Fanatics, Filth, Grudge, Hate, Mr. Red, MySpace, Rant

While cruising through MySpace I came upon some profiles that made me fucking sick to my stomach, they had 7 and 8 year old girls wearing skimpy clothes, bikinis and underwear. The age was said to be 17, 18 etc. But the girls looked like they were in the 4th grade. This made me fucking sick so I had to point it out.

What kind of sick fuck gets off on looking at an 10 year old, what did your parents, uncle or grandpa have to do to you to put the want in your mind to screw a kid. Out of all the shit MySpace bans, blocks and puts to a halt in general, this should be their #1 issue. I blame MySpace for not policing properly. I have always heard MySpace was evil for shit, but I just blew it off, I never seen this before, and while cruising around I came across 1, just 1, and every single friend of theirs is either another profile of a girl under 14 or an old pedophile.

On top of everything, look at some comments here, some of them say “LOVE TO TASTE YOU!!!!, “wonderful, i could lick you all day”, “damn sooo seductive”, “ur 2 sexxi 2 just curl stretch out gurl show off dat sexxi body of urz”, “nice ass love too my hands on that” these are just to show a few, this is a fucking child, what the hell is wrong with you. Pieces of shit, I swear.

The profile I found was http://www.myspace.com/myrababy6, the pedophiles on MySpace are abundant, and I never knew the children were being exploited by them on MySpace, I never knew MySpace allowed them to be exploited either. Honestly what would it take put this to a halt, maybe either letting pics be approved, accounts approved? What would it take for MySpace to put a halt to this bullshit. Look Tom, I know it would be costly to review each and every pic, account, but maybe it is what is needed, but then again the cost of a few lawsuits would be far less costly than an actual policing of MySpace. On top of all this, in the friends there is 1 man in the top friends list. I don’t know if he has anything to do with it, but I am assuming, seeing as well, he looks like he fit’s the profile.

This falls back on my article on “MySpace: Creating Whores or Bringing Them Out?”, I just had no idea it was actually this bad. I’m pissed at the generations of perverted families that spawn these freaks that desire this, I’m pissed at MySpace for allowing children to be exploited, are the parents allowing this? Are the parents letting unsafe relatives watch their children?

Here is my plea, be vocal, let MySpace know that this is a real issue. Let MySpace know that this is their site, that they are allowing children to be exploited by pedophiles and MySpace. Let them know that no where is “Social Networking” defined as a child molesters playground.

All I can say, is I didn’t know, I did not have a clue. So I figured I had to bring some attention to it, even if it is small. And pedophiles, leave the damn kids alone, go buy a midget prostitute, do something to curve this filth that you call a mind, do something. And if what they say is true, that “Pedophiles can’t help it”, then kill yourself, ruin your life and no one else’s, have the common decency to take your own life and leave the children alone, they do not deserver to have this done to them, if a child is hurt like this by an adult they will never fully recover from this betrayal. I’m sorry for the ignorance of us all. Are we just as bad for not acknowledging this?

Here is a few of the vulgar fucks that commented on little girls photo’s, yeah, I’m calling them out, they deserve it. Fuck Em.

http://www.myspace.com/niceandhard1

http://www.myspace.com/liljaw89

http://www.myspace.com/shthappens2007

*EDIT- since the post all 3 pedo’s accounts were banned and so was the original MyraBaby6 that i made this post for, Woot, also most images were removed*

Dear Bill Gates, My Balls Thank You.

April 19th, 2007 | email this | digg it | trackback | comment RSS feed

4 comments Posted by Mr. Tickles

Published in Crazy, Filth, Funny, Mr. Tickles, MySpace, Rant, Whores

This is somewhat of a counter to an earlier post about Myspace, but on a broader scale. I know, I know, vast amounts of sluts are all over Myspace, and the Internet in general, my question is, why is that so bad? I LOVE sluts! Without sluts, how many guys would never get laid? I can’t imagine living before computers, I’d never get ass. For people like me who are terribly shy, full of anxieties, just generally not into humans, how are we to spread our filthy seed all over a chin or twelve? I’ll tell you right now, without Myspace, and before then, chat rooms, also known as the Dark Ages……..my God….the slobs I fucked…..it’s almost disgraceful….. but without this amazing tool of the Internet, without computer access being so common, I’d NEVER get ass. I can’t talk to women in the bars, or anywhere in public, I’m a Social Abortion, just awful. I’m much better with writing out my thoughts then speaking them. On top of that, with Myspace, you can look for the exact type of people you want, which is pretty God damn cool for me. I really do hate most people, and I’m at the age where I just can’t take the 30 minutes of bullshit for the 30 seconds of fun, I just cannot do it anymore. So when I see a profile and shes got a Britney Spears song playing, types like a 12 year old, has glittery butterflies all over the page, and an unhealthy obsession with American Idol, I can go to the next person. Shes got kids? I’m out! She has 500 friends? See ya!

So, are these whores REALLY all so bad? The last I checked, the exchange of fluids was a fun time, and who knows, maybe this one wasn’t as much of a whore as you thought at first, and becomes someone you can actually hang out with. Sure, it’s unlikely, your more likely to get the Herp, but, hey, who HASN’T had an STD nowadays? Buck up, soldier, it’ll help make you a man. So, how about we stop bitching about these loose women and embrace their low self esteem and take advantage of their desire to find a father figure. Bill Gates, Tom, skanks, I salute you.

MySpace: Creating Whores or Bringing Them Out?

April 18th, 2007 | email this | digg it | trackback | comment RSS feed

8 comments Posted by Mr. Red

Published in Burned, Filth, Funny, Hate, Jackass, Mr. Red, MySpace, Rant, Whores

Since when did having Myspace give you a license to be a whore, seriously, I don’t give a fuck how ugly you are, if you can’t get a piece of ass on MySpace in 45 minutes or less, then you are just a fuckin putz. Just because the almighty god thought you should have the interwebs does not mean you have to use it as a personal breeding ground to shovel your wares at every male bystander that skims across your profile, I truly don’t think that is what Tom had in mind when he created it, but then again he is freakin rich, so what does he care.

I do run across profiles occasionally of young women who have a modest picture up and keep their profile private, I salute you for keeping your dignity at least a little in these trying times of whoredom, how does it make you modest girls feel that the guy you would like to get to know a little better is skeezing on a 13 year old in booty shorts, laying it all on the line for every Tom, Dick or Harry to come across. PARENTS, control that little slut of yours, how can you, being the good father that you are, allow your young child to buy shorts that say “JUICY”, common now, and then your going to get mad when you catch a 36 year old man climbing out of her window, you fucking allowed it, maybe if you didn’t ignore that sweet innocent child of yours for so long she wouldn’t have daddy issues, and finding herself seeking a new daddy as one could say. Your not the only papa in her life now.

But back to my point at hand, it seems that myspace has created the biggest whore outbreak since the “free love” in the 60’s, maybe it is not myspaces fault, maybe they were all sluts to begin with and myspace just let them shine. Myspace has single handedly brought our beloved brothels and whorehouses to a fucking halt, you are putting thousands of hard “working” girls out of house and home, why, because not matter how ugly you are, myspace will get you laid, but on the other hand it seems myspace could be slowing rape down in some areas to a crawl, a man does not have to go and hunt down a woman of his choice when he can simply do a search and find one from ages 12-80 willing to play a game of Tic-Tac-Blow at the drop of a comment.

So from what I can tell in the next decade we will see a whole new rash of Porn, STD’s, and under age pregnancy from a single website. Congrats to all you myspace whores for sending your gender back another 1000 years. Finding a woman who has not been used as a Swedish pin cushion in the next decade is less likely than finding the damn holy grail, who knows maybe one of them girls has it in her, with myspace we could play a huge ass Fisting scavenger hunt and try to find that damn grail, Hell some of these girls could probably fit the ark.

All in all, what have we learned, Social Networks creates or brings out the whores. Father’s need to keep an eye on their daughters, and Not let them buy slutty clothes, do Not buy them cameras, webcams etc, And for god sakes, watch what your kids do, I blame the parents, Just watch your fucking kids, and maybe, just maybe you won’t be a 30 year old grandfather. I personally don’t want to pay your childs welfare for the next 30 years…