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The GameStop Conspiracy has recently been noticed by everyone I talk too around this wonderful nation. It seems that most GameStops have removed most of their ethnic staff and replaced them with a White Nerd/Hot Chick combo. I thought it was simply coincidence but we have 11 GameStops within a 15 mile radius. So I drove to all of them on a search for a rare item an 10 out of the 11 stores had this white nerd and hot chick combo. The last store went above and beyond with two girls and one nerd guy. Don’t get me wrong it is a smart system to have a nerd who knows everything about the games and a female to attract the gamers and flirt. It seems to have worked. Since this new system has been in place the prices they offer have shot to almost nothing yet they pull in a lot of business.

Out of curiosity I followed this a bit more. I hunted down one of the old darker workers that I used to chum it up with and asked him what happened. He responded with this “WWB”, I asked WTF that meant and he enlightened me that it meant “Working While Black”. I asked him how does he figure and he told me that there were 5 black guys working and all 5 were dismissed within a week without cause. I figured this was a random pissy manager doing a getting a little retribution for his mother slimeballing a brother on the side. It turns out that all of brothers from 10 out of the 11 stores were dismissed and replaced with this new regime. So still wondering if it was a local thing, I asked about 20 gamers I know online and all noticed this same worker arrangement.

What caused this new Final Solution that seems to have put a lot of people out of work and given their jobs to petite little white girls who do not know what a Nintendo is? I am just curious; it was a smart business move but completely wrong on an ethic and moral ground. Since when has business been a moral situation anyways.

These are my new favorite demotivational posters of the day. Some are a bit harsh but all are funny, especially the Autism one.

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I am about as patriotic as they get, and i will put up with all types of atrocities our government might try to passover on us, but the one thing i will not do is give up my guns. Giving up my guns is giving up the right to protect myself and my family. Asking me to give up my guns is leaving me unprotected.

I can see our country heading down a dark socialism type path similar to the Stalin era Russia. Democrats are seizing control and pushing more of their bs on us. Along with forcing the working class to pay for irresponsible people to create equality they want to rip away our only form of defense. It makes me truely sad that America is headed down a dark path and the people let it simply because they have more interesting to do. Back in the day when their was a lack of entertainment people would rally up against an injustice simply out of boredom, now even people who do care are too preoccupied with daily life and tv, internet, video games etc.

We have been living with a half Socialism lifestyle for too long now and we are used to it. Our country takes from the workers to reward people who opt not to do nothing with their lives. It isn’t my fault some lady decided she wanted to be a hoe and had 6 kids, i didn’t stick her so why should i pay. I don’t have children because i can not give them the extreme good life i think they deserve, but i get to pay for everyone else who deosn’t take the time or effort to get a job and the people who get rewarded for having kids and being poor. We shouldn’t be rewarding this behavior, we should be making it harder and making the situation unbearable so people will think first. But instead we will give them money, and in return for our government giving them money they will vote how they are told.

So basically, the working class gives money to the government, the government gives the money to the poor, and the poor vote in more people who will give away more money. So basically in the long run we are paying out the ass to get our rights taken away.

*Sigh*

Sorry for the 5am rant:(

Driver who was high on cocaine evading police opted to drive into a cornfield. After 4 cop cars were totaled the 34 year old man finally stopped when he wrecked in a ditch. This took place in Dussen in the Netherlands. Now we know what cocaine does to a cornfield.

Chuck Norris, just turned 67 in March Died two hours after being admitted to the Morton Plant Hospital in Florida. He was vacationing in Clearwater, FL. when witness Thomas Scott said, “He just fell off of the jet ski, the Scuba rental manager came out and pulled him back to shore. An ambulance was there within 5 minutes and took him away.”

Witnesses say he made it to the hospital at approximately 7:30pm (EST), and was pronounced dead at 9:40pm. Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris left behind a loving wife and 5 children. Chuck was an outspoken conservative republican and was very vocal with his views. Chuck wrote a column for WorldNetDaily. Chuck Norris had almost 40 movies under his belt which began in the late 60’s..

Chuck Norris, you will be missed my friend R.I.P.

Well i am not a huge fan of wrestling, but i have always like Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit apparently flipped out and strangled his wife and suffocated his 7 year old son, he then hung himself with one of his weight machines. They found a lot of steroids at his place which authorities are assuming this is one of the reasons for his rage. After Chris Benoit murdered his wife and son they say hehung himself up to a day later.

Chris Benoit was married for 7 years and when they found Chris Benoit was hanged everyone was in shock. Chris Benoit has always been a wholesome family an but apperently he had some deep seeded shit and he just flipped. Benoit’s wife filed for divorce in 2003.

Benoit’s 43 year old wife was bound by her hands and feet, there was blood under her head so you can assume there was a struggle. They don’t know if the steroids caused him to flip out, but Mr. Perfects father blamed the steroids for his sons death. Kurt henning died from a steroid and painkiller overdose 3 years ago (listen to the song by Macho Man Randy Savage called Perfect Friend), and the British Bulldog died from heart failure that was caused by steroids.

Recently on WWE they have been running an assassination story line about the WWE owner Vince McMahon. They cut this story line short when they found out Chris Benoit killed his family and killed himself. They also called of the WWE Raw for monday night.

Chris Benoit will be missed, he was a great entertainer, and apparently not that great of a husband or father. Chris Benoit would have made a perfect Wolverine in the X-Men movies.

R.I.P. Chris Benoit

Potheads, dopers and hippies. I hate them all to say the least. Don’t get me wrong I have done my fair share of partying but these folks live their life to get high. Most cannot compose a full sentence, none can carry a conversation of anything more than a mild retard status. And to top it off they believe the stuff they think up when they are high is golden. YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

Get a freaking clue, I have watched dozens of people smoke away their common sense into a whole new level of retardation. Think back before you were an avid smoker, think of the abilities and skills you carried. 90% of them are gone, although now you have vast engineering skills and can build a pipe or a bong out of anything, you cannot spell engineering, or bong for that matter. Congrats.

It does not bother me normally, but I find that almost anytime I am in a line or having to wait. Some asshat who is high as a kite wants to have a convo with me about the impeding doom of Lake Titicaca and it’s fishing situation. WTF? Why in the hell would I even care about it? why do you care about it? Your mind simply scrambles all over the place. Your blocking your neurons, of course it is going to have long term effects on you.

Once in awhile when partying is one thing, but everyday. You are literally smoking yourself into a retard state, even when you are not high your IQ has dropped considerably. And to say it has not, you are just lying to yourself. Don’t get me wrong I have known a few people who after a long term relationship with weed, they have kept most of their thought process. These are the few that most likely were very smart to begin with, they just have knocked themselves into normality. The bulk of the smokers, I would say 90-95% were average or below to begin with. And they managed to use cannabis to break down their thought process into retard like state. Literally smoking themselves stupid. How many of you grew up aspiring to be a retard. Most people with down syndrome can hold onto an educated conversation longer, better jobs at that.

I’m just tired of the idiots making our country dumber and dumber everyday. If you are an avid smoker, please don’t try to hold a conversation with me in public. You just turn it into an uncomfortable for both of us. For me it’s talking to an idiot that isn’t making any sense, for you once I get agitated enough to get hostile and make you leave. It is better for both of us if you just sit home while smoking, and well, just sit home while you are not. You have become a useless part of society, so leave society alone. And stop trying to analyze politics and economy while your high and decide to be vocal about it. You can’t comprehend it, and you already threw logic to the wind when you decided to become a smoker. Your voice falls on deaf ears, and your credibility is gone. Just leave the normal folks who continue to keep and grow their minds to do the tough thinking, ok lil guy. Have a good one, hah, I know you will.

Look, I am not a religious man by any means, but to deny some sort of higher power is absurd. We all have something to answer to when we die. Religion in itself is a farce, no single religion can be right, if one were to say that then they would consider all others wrong. It’s more of a melting pot that has been dispersed among a thousand faiths. Small parts of each religion may be true, but none are absolute. Even 90% of Christians will tell you the bible is fake, it is filled with stories, yes STORIES, it is an attempt to teach people life lessons. It is by no means fact. The stories were of course spawned from true tails but the book itself is just there to try to teach people to live decently, nothing more and nothing less. Live decent, be kind and helpful and try to live a decent life by your fellow man..

Now here is my rant on Atheists. I have argued with dozens over the point of god or a higher power. Each and everyone of them will argue to the death without ever once proving a point, it’s freakin funny, absurd at best. Not once in history has an Atheist won an argument, yet at the same time they don’t quit. They continue to fight against faith without ever proving their point, why, because they have no fucking point. They are mindless fools who 90% of them honestly say it in an attempt to be “cool”. The only thing worse than them is the little devil worshippers. I don’t think I have ever met one that could be taken seriously. Both are a joke at best. All of the little Satanists come off as idiots at best, do you seriously think anyone gives to shits about what your pindick mind thinks. Half of the people you are trying to impress with your so called views think that you are a fucking retard.

I come across these folks everyday, not one of them has ever once made me doubt there was a god, not once. There is something to answer to when we die, one way or another. Atheists love to argue and fight but never actually get to a point. I ask you feeble minded folks to feel free to try and prove their side, attempt to get an educated thought out. It’s tough I know, but maybe you will be able to prove that you are not a bunch of like minded retards just attempting to be cool.

I don’t think I would mind so much if they did not impede on the basis of our country, god in school, “In God We Trust” on our money, and the biggest one of all Christmas. You are impeding on the foundation of our country, the basis of which it was founded on, our holiday season, everything. Get fuck out of here, if you don’t believe then step aside and let our nation keep our basic traditions. Leave my Christmas alone you fucks.

You want to prove us wrong, then debate it here. Show us how there is no god, show us you are not an idiot, make a provocative argument. I doubt any of you can.

While cruising through MySpace I came upon some profiles that made me fucking sick to my stomach, they had 7 and 8 year old girls wearing skimpy clothes, bikinis and underwear. The age was said to be 17, 18 etc. But the girls looked like they were in the 4th grade. This made me fucking sick so I had to point it out.

What kind of sick fuck gets off on looking at an 10 year old, what did your parents, uncle or grandpa have to do to you to put the want in your mind to screw a kid. Out of all the shit MySpace bans, blocks and puts to a halt in general, this should be their #1 issue. I blame MySpace for not policing properly. I have always heard MySpace was evil for shit, but I just blew it off, I never seen this before, and while cruising around I came across 1, just 1, and every single friend of theirs is either another profile of a girl under 14 or an old pedophile.

On top of everything, look at some comments here, some of them say “LOVE TO TASTE YOU!!!!, “wonderful, i could lick you all day”, “damn sooo seductive”, “ur 2 sexxi 2 just curl stretch out gurl show off dat sexxi body of urz”, “nice ass love too my hands on that” these are just to show a few, this is a fucking child, what the hell is wrong with you. Pieces of shit, I swear.

The profile I found was http://www.myspace.com/myrababy6, the pedophiles on MySpace are abundant, and I never knew the children were being exploited by them on MySpace, I never knew MySpace allowed them to be exploited either. Honestly what would it take put this to a halt, maybe either letting pics be approved, accounts approved? What would it take for MySpace to put a halt to this bullshit. Look Tom, I know it would be costly to review each and every pic, account, but maybe it is what is needed, but then again the cost of a few lawsuits would be far less costly than an actual policing of MySpace. On top of all this, in the friends there is 1 man in the top friends list. I don’t know if he has anything to do with it, but I am assuming, seeing as well, he looks like he fit’s the profile.

This falls back on my article on “MySpace: Creating Whores or Bringing Them Out?”, I just had no idea it was actually this bad. I’m pissed at the generations of perverted families that spawn these freaks that desire this, I’m pissed at MySpace for allowing children to be exploited, are the parents allowing this? Are the parents letting unsafe relatives watch their children?

Here is my plea, be vocal, let MySpace know that this is a real issue. Let MySpace know that this is their site, that they are allowing children to be exploited by pedophiles and MySpace. Let them know that no where is “Social Networking” defined as a child molesters playground.

All I can say, is I didn’t know, I did not have a clue. So I figured I had to bring some attention to it, even if it is small. And pedophiles, leave the damn kids alone, go buy a midget prostitute, do something to curve this filth that you call a mind, do something. And if what they say is true, that “Pedophiles can’t help it”, then kill yourself, ruin your life and no one else’s, have the common decency to take your own life and leave the children alone, they do not deserver to have this done to them, if a child is hurt like this by an adult they will never fully recover from this betrayal. I’m sorry for the ignorance of us all. Are we just as bad for not acknowledging this?

Here is a few of the vulgar fucks that commented on little girls photo’s, yeah, I’m calling them out, they deserve it. Fuck Em.

http://www.myspace.com/niceandhard1

http://www.myspace.com/liljaw89

http://www.myspace.com/shthappens2007

*EDIT- since the post all 3 pedo’s accounts were banned and so was the original MyraBaby6 that i made this post for, Woot, also most images were removed*

Parents, control your little creeps. NO, it does not take a village to raise a child, it takes I firm hand. I can’t even sit in a movie or a restaurant without your children screaming their little fucking heads off. I did NOT have children for one reason and one reason only, I didn’t want to hear fucking screaming and crying non stop. I swear, I am going to start Disciplining your children myself.

Here is an explanation for my pissed off mediocre rant is this, I was in Little Caesars pizza place picking up my order last week, the dumb bitch at the counter in front of me, completely ignoring her child while he was pillaging the joint, he decided I was his next victim of prey, he jolted at me and with a flying fist of fury, he opted to punch me in the twig and berries and almost brought me to my knee’s. This entire time the dumb uneducated welfare whore of a mom is watching, and does not say a fucking word to him. That is what pissed me of, the kid is continuing to attempt to pummel me as if I were trying to take his Banana Slurpee away. Mother still says nothing as I am pushing her vile child away. What a fucking Little deviant creep. Who in their right mind wouldn’t welt this child’s ass.

My other annoyances are when you are in a theater, 10 little retards running around, and I mean retards literally, the kids will never make it past fry cook at McDonalds, throwing shit, screaming, and attacking people while their mother is ruthlessly attempting to give the poor joe next to her a hand job in hopes to obtain a Papa for these Corky looking minions of evil. Never once attempting to stop this intrusive act, the entire time my money wasted while attempting to watch a damn horror flick at that. Why the fuck are these kids in a horror movie at 11PM.

All these spawns of Satan need is a firm hand, and someone to put some stability in their lives. Attempt to beat the shit out of them, chances are they will react very positively to it, chances are they will sit the fuck down and behave for 5 minutes. That is all we ask

So I propose this in order to absolve the situation at hand and bring a little order into humanity before these shitheads become hardened criminals.

New national law that lets a bystander discipline a child if the parents actions are deemed unfit. IE: Child is running around hitting people, parent sits and watches, never lifts a finger. Said bystander grabs a switch and whips that child’s ass. These children need to know the limits, and if their own parents will not show them, the law should abide and let folks teach them the limits, if they do not learn at a young age they will never lear, and for the rest of their lives they will be assholes, doing what they please, to whomever they wish. This is unacceptable to me and most of America. If this were a law our children would know their place and limits. Let them know it is NOT ok to steal, NOT ok to hit strangers, NOT ok to destroy peoples property. SET SOME FUCKING LIMITS!

Since when did having Myspace give you a license to be a whore, seriously, I don’t give a fuck how ugly you are, if you can’t get a piece of ass on MySpace in 45 minutes or less, then you are just a fuckin putz. Just because the almighty god thought you should have the interwebs does not mean you have to use it as a personal breeding ground to shovel your wares at every male bystander that skims across your profile, I truly don’t think that is what Tom had in mind when he created it, but then again he is freakin rich, so what does he care.

I do run across profiles occasionally of young women who have a modest picture up and keep their profile private, I salute you for keeping your dignity at least a little in these trying times of whoredom, how does it make you modest girls feel that the guy you would like to get to know a little better is skeezing on a 13 year old in booty shorts, laying it all on the line for every Tom, Dick or Harry to come across. PARENTS, control that little slut of yours, how can you, being the good father that you are, allow your young child to buy shorts that say “JUICY”, common now, and then your going to get mad when you catch a 36 year old man climbing out of her window, you fucking allowed it, maybe if you didn’t ignore that sweet innocent child of yours for so long she wouldn’t have daddy issues, and finding herself seeking a new daddy as one could say. Your not the only papa in her life now.

But back to my point at hand, it seems that myspace has created the biggest whore outbreak since the “free love” in the 60’s, maybe it is not myspaces fault, maybe they were all sluts to begin with and myspace just let them shine. Myspace has single handedly brought our beloved brothels and whorehouses to a fucking halt, you are putting thousands of hard “working” girls out of house and home, why, because not matter how ugly you are, myspace will get you laid, but on the other hand it seems myspace could be slowing rape down in some areas to a crawl, a man does not have to go and hunt down a woman of his choice when he can simply do a search and find one from ages 12-80 willing to play a game of Tic-Tac-Blow at the drop of a comment.

So from what I can tell in the next decade we will see a whole new rash of Porn, STD’s, and under age pregnancy from a single website. Congrats to all you myspace whores for sending your gender back another 1000 years. Finding a woman who has not been used as a Swedish pin cushion in the next decade is less likely than finding the damn holy grail, who knows maybe one of them girls has it in her, with myspace we could play a huge ass Fisting scavenger hunt and try to find that damn grail, Hell some of these girls could probably fit the ark.

All in all, what have we learned, Social Networks creates or brings out the whores. Father’s need to keep an eye on their daughters, and Not let them buy slutty clothes, do Not buy them cameras, webcams etc, And for god sakes, watch what your kids do, I blame the parents, Just watch your fucking kids, and maybe, just maybe you won’t be a 30 year old grandfather. I personally don’t want to pay your childs welfare for the next 30 years…

The most well known car cruise in history is being attacked. The Woodward Dream Cruise is being gunned down by some liberal cunt. This cruise is a legacy shared by fathers and sons alike, to try and ruin this is just absurd. Every year in august over a million people come to hang out, check out cars and show off their rides. The Cruise brings in millions to the state and city that is desperately needed. This liberal cunt wants to ruin it all. The Woodward Dream Cruise cannot and will not be taken over by the liberal POS. Hell I drove my mustang through last year.

The woman is an ex-teacher named Joellen Gilchrist, I guess she plans to protest the cruise and thinks it will stay all calm and without incident, apparently she does not know these folks, half of them are shitfaced and have no issues with beating on a few protestors. It appears that her convictions of cruise killing is not shared by her peers, Melissa Damachke, member of the Sierra club said a lot of folks just go north  for the weekend to get away from the drama the cruise brings, or they go to the Green Cruise that the hippies organize for the skateboarders, walkers and cyclists.

These old beasts that we all love and cherish put out high fumes of course, but all logic will tell you that they only run for a few days a year at most, they are not making a huge dent in the environment compared to our daily driving.

For this woman to have the nerve to try and protest against 1.5 million people simply amazes me, and 1 of two things need to happen, her old man needs to smack the shit out of her, or if she does not have one, she needs to get a man, so he can smack the shit out of her. Hell I’m willing to smack the shit out of her.

What does this woman expect to stop, Global Warming? I welcome it, let Michigan become the new Florida and let Florida become the new Virgin Islands. I don’t mind the liberals gunning after emission standards and trying to keep our world a little cleaner, it couldn’t hurt, but do not gun for our classics as well.

Well Joellen Gilchrist, congrats at becoming nationally known as the worlds biggest bitch. Congrats on throwing logic to the wind and standing up for your asinine convictions. Congrats on out casting yourself even from your own peers.

You are officially the dumbest bitch alive, and I salute you, now go fuck off, eat your soy burger, cycle your way to star bucks and piss off another few million by trying to kill all the cows to stop methane from killing our ozone. Absurd, just fucking Absurd…..

(source: Detroit Free Press) yeah I read it…

Ok, Ok, let me explain, I don’t hate all poor people, just the lazy ones, which by chance make up for about 90% of them, I love the other 10%. How can I tell the difference you say, well its simple, the lazy poor fuck is your standard everyday welfare mother of 12,  you know exactly what I’m talking about, they opted to choose Welfare as a career choice, They have a dozen kids because welfare pays per child. It takes them awhile to Welfare their way into the middle class you lazy piece of fucking shit. When I go to the mechanics and I see a welfare whore and her dozen awful children, and she is driving a 2006 Cadillac, Using a damn welfare voucher of $1500 to put rims on it, this simply amazes me. Why is the state that we are paying taxes in, paying for a lazy cunts rims. Seriously, why is the state not looking into the welfare lifers as we all know and love.

I go into the grocery store, and the woman has a dozen kids running around, they all look like shit, wearing clothes from the 70’s, While the mother is sporting a new Gucci bag, and an $800 outfit, whilst driving a damn Escalade. Back to the point of her buying three carts of food, and us normal working class are still eating Raman noodles. Give me a break. I see these women all the time, they are rabid here. I was in Gordons food, you know GFS, and once again, a dozen kids, the woman was buying boxes of sirloin restaurant steaks on her welfare card, she bought 6 of these, they cost 80$ each, WTF.

Back to my Rant. I do not hate all poor people, just the lazy ones, Everyone and I mean Everyone can go to school, college will give anyone a loan, there is no excuse for not being educated if you are poor, Now there is a lot of poor people who can’t help it, they had a good life when things just went sour, they lost their wife or children, they get caught in the avalanche of life, those are the ones I will give anything I have on me for, They literally got shit on by life, but that is a small 10%, the rest are just lazy, refuse to get off their ass and do anything for themselves, they were raised in the mindset that everyone owes them, thank their parents I guess for teaching them a trade to pimp the system.

These people are a waste, They were raised as SHIT, and they are raising their children like SHIT, and their lives, and their children’s life’s and their  grandchildren’s life’s will be nothing more than SHIT, They prey upon society and our generosity, they live life to live of others and should be put down like a lame horse, if they are no use to the advancement in our civilization then why do they exist.

For the true poor, I will continue to help, and give you the helping hand you need, to the lazy poor, I am going to try to make your life hell. Get a damn education and get out from under my wing, I didn’t screw your mother, there is no reason I should be taking care of you.