OR so I would say I am.

What is NOT art, but claimed to be:

Paint vomited onto canvas

Persepolis

Shitting graphite onto a giant piece of paper, rolling it up, and smashing it into a canvas

Abortion

Starving dogs

Now the starving dog thing is old, but I don’t care, i just found out about it.

THIS IS PROOF OF LIBERAL HYPOCRISY!

we are cruel to animals because we keep them as pets, or we are cruel for not treating them as gods, but here they are STARVING A DOG (ultimately killing it) in the name of “art” ( http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2007/10/dog_publicly_st.html)

Recently, some dumb bitch proved the stupidity of liberals “no, you can’t kill him, all he did was rape and eviscerate 12 children on camera and admitted it proudly!” “Oh wait, that baby? Fuck that thing, its not interesting, kill the bitch, I think it gave me a dirty look” don’t deny it, its the truth. Now they are killing babies as “art”

Source: http://www.yaledailynews.com/articles/view/24513

I am an artist, and work professionally, and i hate what art has become, libertards just love to sully the good names of our past

marriage : f*ck marriage, no, just because its been created by a church that does not condone gay behavior doesn’t mean it cant belong to gays, and screw you sir for trying to keep your religion sacred, why don’t YOU go and get a civil union instead?

History: no sir, f*ck your history too, for we mighty liberals are forward thinkers, and history is no longer allowed to share any view but ours, yes, we shall take credit for what the republicans did in the civil war!

And of course, art: oh yes, I am familiar with to works of Monet, but do I give a damn? the answer is no, not unless Monet painted through his urethra, or some other orifice on his body, no we will not recognize art to be a creative medium for thought provoking, for we shall strip traditional creativity (because history is disgusting) and create our own version, you silly bastard. Quickly Jambi, shove that tube up my asshole so that we may commence my anal painting!

Starving dogs, killing babies, and throwing paint from your asshole IS NOT CREATIVE it’s not some artistic pioneering! What, do you morons think that in the future we will create works of art rivaling that of Da Vinci, using such retarded “techniques”? Or do you think all future portraits of world leaders will be done using your rectum as an airbrush? The next water lilies will be painted from the blood of dead babies using the fur of dead dogs?

I’m sick of this country’s scum, and I’m calling for another civil war, pussies without guns or fighting knowhow, to the left, and martial artists with boom sticks and an itch trigger finger to the right!

Coming soon (maybe): Civil War: It’s our second time baby, let’s not be so gentle.

What the hell has happened to the world? weve got all these jackasses running around, making it difficult to hold back your gun.

Seriously, weve got a third grader crossdressing and wanting to be called by a girls name (what the F*ck? i thought that only happened in shota hentai!) weve got demented third graders that plot to kill their teacher for telling a student to get off her desk, and weve got ninth graders that look like third graders

i blame the mcdonalds food hormones, i dont have a problem with them untill parents decide to stop cooking alltogether and just shove kids meals down the kids tiny throats, i couldnt believe when i saw some kids at the local highschool, i was walking in to drop off somthing for my little brother, when i see these 4 foot tall kids coming out of a classroom, wearing school IDs and backpacks!

F*CKING PARENTS, does nobody have control anymore? weve already heard storys here about dumbass parents letting their little shit-bottomed brats run around punching and kicking strangers, but those same parents are also getting their kids all fudged up, either eating nothing but mcdonalds, or nothing but health-food shit, CHILDREN CANNOT GROW WITHOUT MEAT.

a friend of mine went out to eat with his dumbfuck liberal girlfriend, expecting she was going to treat him with FOOD, who knew going out to eat actually meant eating? she took the poor fool to a vegetarian place (also known as a center of frail pseudo-humans) he refused to “eat” because he wasnt hungry (he was hungry, but theres nothing filling about carrot sticks) she paid EIGHT DOLLARS, EIGHT, for her SALAD MEAL! look, i paid SIX dollars a few days ago at a texas road house for a half pound mushroom swiss burger, days before i payed TEN DOLLARS for UNLIMITED steak, cook RARE, nice and bloody!

not suprising, she dumped him, because unlike herself, he isnt retarded.

I dont hate veggies, i actually like mushrooms, carrots when cooked right, cabbage,tomatoes, peas, squash, etc, but NOT WITHOUT MEAT! when i become ruler of the world, i will force meat upon everyone, and make sure that i personally slaughter the animals infront of peta members.

The GameStop Conspiracy has recently been noticed by everyone I talk too around this wonderful nation. It seems that most GameStops have removed most of their ethnic staff and replaced them with a White Nerd/Hot Chick combo. I thought it was simply coincidence but we have 11 GameStops within a 15 mile radius. So I drove to all of them on a search for a rare item an 10 out of the 11 stores had this white nerd and hot chick combo. The last store went above and beyond with two girls and one nerd guy. Don’t get me wrong it is a smart system to have a nerd who knows everything about the games and a female to attract the gamers and flirt. It seems to have worked. Since this new system has been in place the prices they offer have shot to almost nothing yet they pull in a lot of business.

Out of curiosity I followed this a bit more. I hunted down one of the old darker workers that I used to chum it up with and asked him what happened. He responded with this “WWB”, I asked WTF that meant and he enlightened me that it meant “Working While Black”. I asked him how does he figure and he told me that there were 5 black guys working and all 5 were dismissed within a week without cause. I figured this was a random pissy manager doing a getting a little retribution for his mother slimeballing a brother on the side. It turns out that all of brothers from 10 out of the 11 stores were dismissed and replaced with this new regime. So still wondering if it was a local thing, I asked about 20 gamers I know online and all noticed this same worker arrangement.

What caused this new Final Solution that seems to have put a lot of people out of work and given their jobs to petite little white girls who do not know what a Nintendo is? I am just curious; it was a smart business move but completely wrong on an ethic and moral ground. Since when has business been a moral situation anyways.

These are my new favorite demotivational posters of the day. Some are a bit harsh but all are funny, especially the Autism one.

Autism Demotivational Poster

Aids Demotivational Posters

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I am about as patriotic as they get, and i will put up with all types of atrocities our government might try to passover on us, but the one thing i will not do is give up my guns. Giving up my guns is giving up the right to protect myself and my family. Asking me to give up my guns is leaving me unprotected.

I can see our country heading down a dark socialism type path similar to the Stalin era Russia. Democrats are seizing control and pushing more of their bs on us. Along with forcing the working class to pay for irresponsible people to create equality they want to rip away our only form of defense. It makes me truely sad that America is headed down a dark path and the people let it simply because they have more interesting to do. Back in the day when their was a lack of entertainment people would rally up against an injustice simply out of boredom, now even people who do care are too preoccupied with daily life and tv, internet, video games etc.

We have been living with a half Socialism lifestyle for too long now and we are used to it. Our country takes from the workers to reward people who opt not to do nothing with their lives. It isn’t my fault some lady decided she wanted to be a hoe and had 6 kids, i didn’t stick her so why should i pay. I don’t have children because i can not give them the extreme good life i think they deserve, but i get to pay for everyone else who deosn’t take the time or effort to get a job and the people who get rewarded for having kids and being poor. We shouldn’t be rewarding this behavior, we should be making it harder and making the situation unbearable so people will think first. But instead we will give them money, and in return for our government giving them money they will vote how they are told.

So basically, the working class gives money to the government, the government gives the money to the poor, and the poor vote in more people who will give away more money. So basically in the long run we are paying out the ass to get our rights taken away.

*Sigh*

Sorry for the 5am rant:(

Today marks a day of shit that is fucking awesome! Hot dogs, corn on the cob, baked beans, apple pie and laziness all wrapped into one non-working weekday. Hell yeah, mother fucker!

America, the country where I live, is basically the greatest country on this planet and of course the rest of the world is a bunch of hataz that need to suck our dongs and munch our boxes. That’s right. I said it and everyone needs to recognize.

Where else can you be stupid, fat, lazy, unemployed, fat, obnoxious, fat, ignorant, intolerant, fat and RICH! How fuckin’ cool is that?! That’s true freedom. How could you not be jealous of this? Oh wait, it’s impossible and that’s why every other country on the planet is a bunch of crybaby pussy faggots!

Mexicans are risking their lives to sneak across the border to come and get some of this yummy junk. Chinese folks are stowing themselves away on boats to come and get up in this. Africans are getting really good at basketball to get here. Who can blame them. It’s fucking sweet as shit here.

Let’s look at the rest of the world for a moment. Europe is fucking gay. Russia is stupid, cold, big and poor. China is America’s bitch because badass corporations like Wal-Mart get all those fucking losers to make all their shit really cheap so we can rock out with low prices. You might say, “But China has a $1 Trillion surplus. Isn’t that scary for us?” Uh, no! Who cares. Go do my dry cleaning or something. Africa is really hot and it sucks. Don’t even get me started on the Middle East. Talk about poor urban planning. America needs to put the smack down on them and level that sand pit. Basically, everywhere else totally sucks compared to us.

When you’re sitting around on the 4th pondering all this awesome shit and you turn on the TV and see some pussy news reporter telling you how bad of a country we are for doing this or that, remember that they are full of shit and need to be shipped off to one of those butthole Middle Eastern countries if its so bad here. Make sure they get a good lick of your balls in first.

To quote one of the greatest movies of all time. “America, Fuck Yeah!”

Hi there, this is Kusoyarou-san, or, incase you cant translate, Mr. Shit-man, because I LOVE to throw shit (it pisses people off.) but not just shit, shit that makes actual sense, SO! onto the assault using shitty words as my internet projectile weapon of choice!

Even being a conservative, I choose to watch the colbert report from time to time…in the same way I choose not to be gay, or wait, is it a choice? sometime last week colbert has on some guy talking about what kind of physical traits fags have, something about your fingers, and the direction of the whorl on your head (haha, no. im serious) and colbert asked if this is somthing you get when you choose to be gay, and of course the guy uses this finger and whorl shit to convince everyone its prenatal, okay then, this brings up the “YOUR BORN GAY AND YOU CANT HELP IT YOU STUPID STRAIGHT GUY!” thing.

Yea, about that, for the longest time ive had somthing that ive always wanted to use to piss off the fags and liberals, and now i have the chance! If homosexuality is a prenatal sexual trait, then would it not be safe to assume that beastiality, peadophilia, and plushophilia are also prenatal? So wait, your telling me some people are just destined to fuck teddy bears?! OH CRUEL WORLD! damn you build-a-bear DAMN YOU FOR ALLOWING THEM TO LIVE OUT THEIR PERFECT FANTASYS! DAMN YOU FOR HAVING AN ASSORTMENT OF ITEMS TO FURTHER ENCOURAGE THE BONERS OF PLUSHY FUCKERS EVERYWHERE! Oh and in case youre wondering, yea, its a real thing.

Okay so back to whatever the hell, now, we have one of three choices here, if sexual preference is prenatal, than we have to either

1) Let those evil child fuckers out of jail, along with chicken lovers and horse humpers. (errr, second thought, this isnt even an option)

2) Make homosexuality punishable by the same terms as other (out of the ordinary…and damn sick) disturbed sexual preferences. (jail for gays? awsome, its the middle ages once again! boy, fetch my sword, we are to hunt homos tonight!)

OR

3) Go the way of paedophilia, beastiality, incest, plush-fucks, and announce homosexuality as A MENTAL DISEASE (i’ll miss the sword kills, but this works too…plus its funnier)

Huh, look at that , justice for all, ya? No wait, not for all! WHERE IS MY STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADE?! Oh yes, we cant have straight pride parades, straight communitys, straight districts, or anything of the sort, because THAT would be some kinda unfair hate crime, because if I announce “HEY WORLD, IM STRAIGHT AND IM PROUD” then take a chug of my guinness and slap my wifes ass and grab my belt than I hate gays…

So to end this, I just wanna say, dont hate somebody because there different, hate them cause of how they express it!

Potheads, dopers and hippies. I hate them all to say the least. Don’t get me wrong I have done my fair share of partying but these folks live their life to get high. Most cannot compose a full sentence, none can carry a conversation of anything more than a mild retard status. And to top it off they believe the stuff they think up when they are high is golden. YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

Get a freaking clue, I have watched dozens of people smoke away their common sense into a whole new level of retardation. Think back before you were an avid smoker, think of the abilities and skills you carried. 90% of them are gone, although now you have vast engineering skills and can build a pipe or a bong out of anything, you cannot spell engineering, or bong for that matter. Congrats.

It does not bother me normally, but I find that almost anytime I am in a line or having to wait. Some asshat who is high as a kite wants to have a convo with me about the impeding doom of Lake Titicaca and it’s fishing situation. WTF? Why in the hell would I even care about it? why do you care about it? Your mind simply scrambles all over the place. Your blocking your neurons, of course it is going to have long term effects on you.

Once in awhile when partying is one thing, but everyday. You are literally smoking yourself into a retard state, even when you are not high your IQ has dropped considerably. And to say it has not, you are just lying to yourself. Don’t get me wrong I have known a few people who after a long term relationship with weed, they have kept most of their thought process. These are the few that most likely were very smart to begin with, they just have knocked themselves into normality. The bulk of the smokers, I would say 90-95% were average or below to begin with. And they managed to use cannabis to break down their thought process into retard like state. Literally smoking themselves stupid. How many of you grew up aspiring to be a retard. Most people with down syndrome can hold onto an educated conversation longer, better jobs at that.

I’m just tired of the idiots making our country dumber and dumber everyday. If you are an avid smoker, please don’t try to hold a conversation with me in public. You just turn it into an uncomfortable for both of us. For me it’s talking to an idiot that isn’t making any sense, for you once I get agitated enough to get hostile and make you leave. It is better for both of us if you just sit home while smoking, and well, just sit home while you are not. You have become a useless part of society, so leave society alone. And stop trying to analyze politics and economy while your high and decide to be vocal about it. You can’t comprehend it, and you already threw logic to the wind when you decided to become a smoker. Your voice falls on deaf ears, and your credibility is gone. Just leave the normal folks who continue to keep and grow their minds to do the tough thinking, ok lil guy. Have a good one, hah, I know you will.

Parents, control your little creeps. NO, it does not take a village to raise a child, it takes I firm hand. I can’t even sit in a movie or a restaurant without your children screaming their little fucking heads off. I did NOT have children for one reason and one reason only, I didn’t want to hear fucking screaming and crying non stop. I swear, I am going to start Disciplining your children myself.

Here is an explanation for my pissed off mediocre rant is this, I was in Little Caesars pizza place picking up my order last week, the dumb bitch at the counter in front of me, completely ignoring her child while he was pillaging the joint, he decided I was his next victim of prey, he jolted at me and with a flying fist of fury, he opted to punch me in the twig and berries and almost brought me to my knee’s. This entire time the dumb uneducated welfare whore of a mom is watching, and does not say a fucking word to him. That is what pissed me of, the kid is continuing to attempt to pummel me as if I were trying to take his Banana Slurpee away. Mother still says nothing as I am pushing her vile child away. What a fucking Little deviant creep. Who in their right mind wouldn’t welt this child’s ass.

My other annoyances are when you are in a theater, 10 little retards running around, and I mean retards literally, the kids will never make it past fry cook at McDonalds, throwing shit, screaming, and attacking people while their mother is ruthlessly attempting to give the poor joe next to her a hand job in hopes to obtain a Papa for these Corky looking minions of evil. Never once attempting to stop this intrusive act, the entire time my money wasted while attempting to watch a damn horror flick at that. Why the fuck are these kids in a horror movie at 11PM.

All these spawns of Satan need is a firm hand, and someone to put some stability in their lives. Attempt to beat the shit out of them, chances are they will react very positively to it, chances are they will sit the fuck down and behave for 5 minutes. That is all we ask

So I propose this in order to absolve the situation at hand and bring a little order into humanity before these shitheads become hardened criminals.<