OR so I would say I am.

What is NOT art, but claimed to be:

Paint vomited onto canvas

Persepolis

Shitting graphite onto a giant piece of paper, rolling it up, and smashing it into a canvas

Abortion

Starving dogs

Now the starving dog thing is old, but I don’t care, i just found out about it.

THIS IS PROOF OF LIBERAL HYPOCRISY!

we are cruel to animals because we keep them as pets, or we are cruel for not treating them as gods, but here they are STARVING A DOG (ultimately killing it) in the name of “art” ( http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2007/10/dog_publicly_st.html)

Recently, some dumb bitch proved the stupidity of liberals “no, you can’t kill him, all he did was rape and eviscerate 12 children on camera and admitted it proudly!” “Oh wait, that baby? Fuck that thing, its not interesting, kill the bitch, I think it gave me a dirty look” don’t deny it, its the truth. Now they are killing babies as “art”

Source: http://www.yaledailynews.com/articles/view/24513

I am an artist, and work professionally, and i hate what art has become, libertards just love to sully the good names of our past

marriage : f*ck marriage, no, just because its been created by a church that does not condone gay behavior doesn’t mean it cant belong to gays, and screw you sir for trying to keep your religion sacred, why don’t YOU go and get a civil union instead?

History: no sir, f*ck your history too, for we mighty liberals are forward thinkers, and history is no longer allowed to share any view but ours, yes, we shall take credit for what the republicans did in the civil war!

And of course, art: oh yes, I am familiar with to works of Monet, but do I give a damn? the answer is no, not unless Monet painted through his urethra, or some other orifice on his body, no we will not recognize art to be a creative medium for thought provoking, for we shall strip traditional creativity (because history is disgusting) and create our own version, you silly bastard. Quickly Jambi, shove that tube up my asshole so that we may commence my anal painting!

Starving dogs, killing babies, and throwing paint from your asshole IS NOT CREATIVE it’s not some artistic pioneering! What, do you morons think that in the future we will create works of art rivaling that of Da Vinci, using such retarded “techniques”? Or do you think all future portraits of world leaders will be done using your rectum as an airbrush? The next water lilies will be painted from the blood of dead babies using the fur of dead dogs?

I’m sick of this country’s scum, and I’m calling for another civil war, pussies without guns or fighting knowhow, to the left, and martial artists with boom sticks and an itch trigger finger to the right!

Coming soon (maybe): Civil War: It’s our second time baby, let’s not be so gentle.

The GameStop Conspiracy has recently been noticed by everyone I talk too around this wonderful nation. It seems that most GameStops have removed most of their ethnic staff and replaced them with a White Nerd/Hot Chick combo. I thought it was simply coincidence but we have 11 GameStops within a 15 mile radius. So I drove to all of them on a search for a rare item an 10 out of the 11 stores had this white nerd and hot chick combo. The last store went above and beyond with two girls and one nerd guy. Don’t get me wrong it is a smart system to have a nerd who knows everything about the games and a female to attract the gamers and flirt. It seems to have worked. Since this new system has been in place the prices they offer have shot to almost nothing yet they pull in a lot of business.

Out of curiosity I followed this a bit more. I hunted down one of the old darker workers that I used to chum it up with and asked him what happened. He responded with this “WWB”, I asked WTF that meant and he enlightened me that it meant “Working While Black”. I asked him how does he figure and he told me that there were 5 black guys working and all 5 were dismissed within a week without cause. I figured this was a random pissy manager doing a getting a little retribution for his mother slimeballing a brother on the side. It turns out that all of brothers from 10 out of the 11 stores were dismissed and replaced with this new regime. So still wondering if it was a local thing, I asked about 20 gamers I know online and all noticed this same worker arrangement.

What caused this new Final Solution that seems to have put a lot of people out of work and given their jobs to petite little white girls who do not know what a Nintendo is? I am just curious; it was a smart business move but completely wrong on an ethic and moral ground. Since when has business been a moral situation anyways.

These are my new favorite demotivational posters of the day. Some are a bit harsh but all are funny, especially the Autism one.

Autism Demotivational Poster

Aids Demotivational Posters

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Driver who was high on cocaine evading police opted to drive into a cornfield. After 4 cop cars were totaled the 34 year old man finally stopped when he wrecked in a ditch. This took place in Dussen in the Netherlands. Now we know what cocaine does to a cornfield.

I went to my local small-town strip club last night with friends. Here are a few things I noticed:

What’s the fuck is up with strippers dancing to butt-rock??? Let me let these sluts in on a little secret…Nickelback, Hinder, Limp Bizkit, Korn and Creed are about the least likely of all types of music to give me an extra large veiny boner and in turn empty my pockets of all Washington’s to store between your jelly and the elastic strap holding the whole production together. Nickelback has been part of the death of real rock music and I don’t want it fraternizing with my sluts dancing on a pole. Hinder (Nickelback Light) is no better. Also, all these juggalo skanks need to realize that when I checked my huge fucking wall calendar this morning, it said 2007! Limp Bizkit, Korn and Creed were some of the worst parts of a much rather forgotten era that never needs to be revisited unless it’s on one of those crappy VH1 “I Love the Late 90’s/Early 2000’s” episodes where the D-list comedians ruin their careers even further by trying to make obvious and witty remarks over tv clips.

Next, I would love to see the dictionary of stripper names one of these days. It’s probably like two fucking pages long. Bambi, Candy (sometimes with an ‘i’), Cocoa (if she’s black), Diamond…have I covered them all yet??? I think this place actually had two Bambi’s. Let’s not just get the seminal juices going, but also the creative juices. Maybe call the person that named “Bjork” and see if they have any other spare crazy fucking names they could loan you. It might be more interesting than Shasta.

Now I know where these creep ball sexual deviants I see on NBC’s Dateline: To Catch a Predator actually come from. There was a fat 18-year old loser still wearing his Arby’s uniform sitting in the front row feeding out money like a loose slot machine. This guy showed no emotion and had a creepy mustache. He’s probably already serverly fucked in the head from looking at the other 80% of the Internet, which is all pornography or other things in the same ballpark and wanted to try his luck with a REAL smelly snatch in his face. When this guy shows up on Dateline with a 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice, condoms and a cucumber at the house and the camera crew walks out, I’ll be able to tell everyone that I knew that fucker was gonna be on this shit. And it just makes those women that much more of mega-skanks to know that they rub their stinky roast beef (maybe Big Montana?) up and down his fat, acne-laden face. “I’m thinking Arby’s!”

And what about the DJ? Did you get turned down for employment as peep show mop man? You get paid nothing to be there and play the shitty music and you barely make any tips to cover it anyway. I’m not gonna pay some hair metal burnout to play Nickelback or Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls”. Doesn’t the sleazeball owner of the club know he can just buy a computer that will shuffles all of those loser bands up? It would probably cost him more to buy the program then to keep the burnout employed, working off of zero tips and the dream that one day he might actually get to bag one of his disgusting co-workers. It’s pretty bad when he can’t even get some cat from these single mothers.

Anyway, I highly suggest you get drunk and high before you go to your next local strip club. It makes it that much better. Unless you live in Dallas, LA, NY, Miami or 5 other places where you might actually want to fuck any of the girls onstage.

Peace out like a trout.
-Mr. B

Well i am not a huge fan of wrestling, but i have always like Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit apparently flipped out and strangled his wife and suffocated his 7 year old son, he then hung himself with one of his weight machines. They found a lot of steroids at his place which authorities are assuming this is one of the reasons for his rage. After Chris Benoit murdered his wife and son they say hehung himself up to a day later.

Chris Benoit was married for 7 years and when they found Chris Benoit was hanged everyone was in shock. Chris Benoit has always been a wholesome family an but apperently he had some deep seeded shit and he just flipped. Benoit’s wife filed for divorce in 2003.

Benoit’s 43 year old wife was bound by her hands and feet, there was blood under her head so you can assume there was a struggle. They don’t know if the steroids caused him to flip out, but Mr. Perfects father blamed the steroids for his sons death. Kurt henning died from a steroid and painkiller overdose 3 years ago (listen to the song by Macho Man Randy Savage called Perfect Friend), and the British Bulldog died from heart failure that was caused by steroids.

Recently on WWE they have been running an assassination story line about the WWE owner Vince McMahon. They cut this story line short when they found out Chris Benoit killed his family and killed himself. They also called of the WWE Raw for monday night.

Chris Benoit will be missed, he was a great entertainer, and apparently not that great of a husband or father. Chris Benoit would have made a perfect Wolverine in the X-Men movies.

R.I.P. Chris Benoit

If you know me, you know the thing I hate most in this world is STDs, but right after that is shitty parents. Sadly, our country is overrun with them. Take a look at the World around you, how many people with kids have you seen that your confident are good parents? If your honest with yourself, its slim to none. The main concern with me is young, single Mothers. If your 18 or 19 and pregnant, please, step in front of a speeding Bus, you’ll be doing the World a bit of good. Think back to when you were 18 or 19. Looking at it now, you know whatever relationship you are in at that time, most of the time, it’s not gonna work out. So thats one strike when getting knocked up at that age. Don’t fool yourself either, kids are statistically worse off when raised by a single parent. A Father is almost as important for a child as a Mother, yet they get none of the credit. However, this just scratches the surface.

The main problem is, when your 18, 19, even 20 years old……you barely know whats best for yourself, let alone a new born child. So now, while your worrying about how Britney will fare in the next few months, you need to share that time with a little baby. Its infuriating to see. You may as well drop these kids off in the Woods and let it be raised by Wolves, because you can’t do much worse. Look at some of these Seven and Eight year olds nowadays…. dressed like fucking whores, and in just a few more years, they will be what they dress like. Ever seen Middle School Confessions? It was a show on HBO, America Undercover type deal several years back, with 12 and 13 year olds talking about sucking cock, drinking, giving handjobs, etc. Wanna know why? Because of this very topic. One day, we just stopped treating single Mothers and young Mothers like shit. When this stuff happened decades ago, they would be treated as Pariahs and shunned by a majority of the public. Now its commonplace and almost applauded. “Good for you girl, you don’t need no man!!” Yes, you do, skank, and if not to smack you around for being a fucking dolt, then to take care of the kid when your busy going to the bar on a Wednesday. Kids raising kids, not knowing what they are doing, and bringing up the next generations of whores and criminals. Its disgusting.

Also, two other things, why the need to grow up so fast, and why the need to create another life? What happened to enjoying your youth and saving adult things for, you know, when your an adult? Shit, I’m 26, you think I want a kid at this age? Fuck no, I’m a wreck, I don’t wanna destroy a little kids life, I do a fine enough job of fucking my own life up. Don’t you people have dreams? Aspirations? A future? Instead, you’ll put your life on hold, ruin whatever career you coulda had, and put yourself and your child in a worse financial situation. This shit couldn’t wait ’til your older, or even, *gasp*, married? On top of that, why the need to bring another child into this world? Don’t we have enough people already?? Kids in Foster homes all over the place, but you need to create another life….really? Adopt if you really need a kid, but you won’t, because your selfish, you do it as an ego trip, cuz you want a little version of yourself. If it was about taking care of a life, more people would adopt, but you want another little girl who will also like horrid music and suck cocks at 13, just like you did!

There should be laws in place for having children. One, you gotta be married. I’m not big on marriage, but a married couple has a better chance of raising a healthy, happy, successful child then non-wed. Secondly, you should be over the age of 25. Thirdly, having a specific income level. I’m not sure what that level should be, but people who are financially stable. Forth, a various amount of mental testing, an IQ over 90, whatever it takes. We need to stop having nothing but idiots cranking out kids for more money on a fucking welfare check. You people stink and I hope you die tomorrow.

Look, I am not a religious man by any means, but to deny some sort of higher power is absurd. We all have something to answer to when we die. Religion in itself is a farce, no single religion can be right, if one were to say that then they would consider all others wrong. It’s more of a melting pot that has been dispersed among a thousand faiths. Small parts of each religion may be true, but none are absolute. Even 90% of Christians will tell you the bible is fake, it is filled with stories, yes STORIES, it is an attempt to teach people life lessons. It is by no means fact. The stories were of course spawned from true tails but the book itself is just there to try to teach people to live decently, nothing more and nothing less. Live decent, be kind and helpful and try to live a decent life by your fellow man..

Now here is my rant on Atheists. I have argued with dozens over the point of god or a higher power. Each and everyone of them will argue to the death without ever once proving a point, it’s freakin funny, absurd at best. Not once in history has an Atheist won an argument, yet at the same time they don’t quit. They continue to fight against faith without ever proving their point, why, because they have no fucking point. They are mindless fools who 90% of them honestly say it in an attempt to be “cool”. The only thing worse than them is the little devil worshippers. I don’t think I have ever met one that could be taken seriously. Both are a joke at best. All of the little Satanists come off as idiots at best, do you seriously think anyone gives to shits about what your pindick mind thinks. Half of the people you are trying to impress with your so called views think that you are a fucking retard.

I come across these folks everyday, not one of them has ever once made me doubt there was a god, not once. There is something to answer to when we die, one way or another. Atheists love to argue and fight but never actually get to a point. I ask you feeble minded folks to feel free to try and prove their side, attempt to get an educated thought out. It’s tough I know, but maybe you will be able to prove that you are not a bunch of like minded retards just attempting to be cool.

I don’t think I would mind so much if they did not impede on the basis of our country, god in school, “In God We Trust” on our money, and the biggest one of all Christmas. You are impeding on the foundation of our country, the basis of which it was founded on, our holiday season, everything. Get fuck out of here, if you don’t believe then step aside and let our nation keep our basic traditions. Leave my Christmas alone you fucks.

You want to prove us wrong, then debate it here. Show us how there is no god, show us you are not an idiot, make a provocative argument. I doubt any of you can.

While cruising through MySpace I came upon some profiles that made me fucking sick to my stomach, they had 7 and 8 year old girls wearing skimpy clothes, bikinis and underwear. The age was said to be 17, 18 etc. But the girls looked like they were in the 4th grade. This made me fucking sick so I had to point it out.

What kind of sick fuck gets off on looking at an 10 year old, what did your parents, uncle or grandpa have to do to you to put the want in your mind to screw a kid. Out of all the shit MySpace bans, blocks and puts to a halt in general, this should be their #1 issue. I blame MySpace for not policing properly. I have always heard MySpace was evil for shit, but I just blew it off, I never seen this before, and while cruising around I came across 1, just 1, and every single friend of theirs is either another profile of a girl under 14 or an old pedophile.

On top of everything, look at some comments here, some of them say “LOVE TO TASTE YOU!!!!, “wonderful, i could lick you all day”, “damn sooo seductive”, “ur 2 sexxi 2 just curl stretch out gurl show off dat sexxi body of urz”, “nice ass love too my hands on that” these are just to show a few, this is a fucking child, what the hell is wrong with you. Pieces of shit, I swear.

The profile I found was http://www.myspace.com/myrababy6, the pedophiles on MySpace are abundant, and I never knew the children were being exploited by them on MySpace, I never knew MySpace allowed them to be exploited either. Honestly what would it take put this to a halt, maybe either letting pics be approved, accounts approved? What would it take for MySpace to put a halt to this bullshit. Look Tom, I know it would be costly to review each and every pic, account, but maybe it is what is n