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Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

The GameStop Conspiracy has recently been noticed by everyone I talk too around this wonderful nation. It seems that most GameStops have removed most of their ethnic staff and replaced them with a White Nerd/Hot Chick combo. I thought it was simply coincidence but we have 11 GameStops within a 15 mile radius. So I drove to all of them on a search for a rare item an 10 out of the 11 stores had this white nerd and hot chick combo. The last store went above and beyond with two girls and one nerd guy. Don’t get me wrong it is a smart system to have a nerd who knows everything about the games and a female to attract the gamers and flirt. It seems to have worked. Since this new system has been in place the prices they offer have shot to almost nothing yet they pull in a lot of business.

Out of curiosity I followed this a bit more. I hunted down one of the old darker workers that I used to chum it up with and asked him what happened. He responded with this “WWB”, I asked WTF that meant and he enlightened me that it meant “Working While Black”. I asked him how does he figure and he told me that there were 5 black guys working and all 5 were dismissed within a week without cause. I figured this was a random pissy manager doing a getting a little retribution for his mother slimeballing a brother on the side. It turns out that all of brothers from 10 out of the 11 stores were dismissed and replaced with this new regime. So still wondering if it was a local thing, I asked about 20 gamers I know online and all noticed this same worker arrangement.

What caused this new Final Solution that seems to have put a lot of people out of work and given their jobs to petite little white girls who do not know what a Nintendo is? I am just curious; it was a smart business move but completely wrong on an ethic and moral ground. Since when has business been a moral situation anyways.

These are my new favorite demotivational posters of the day. Some are a bit harsh but all are funny, especially the Autism one.

Autism Demotivational Poster

Aids Demotivational Posters

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I am about as patriotic as they get, and i will put up with all types of atrocities our government might try to passover on us, but the one thing i will not do is give up my guns. Giving up my guns is giving up the right to protect myself and my family. Asking me to give up my guns is leaving me unprotected.

I can see our country heading down a dark socialism type path similar to the Stalin era Russia. Democrats are seizing control and pushing more of their bs on us. Along with forcing the working class to pay for irresponsible people to create equality they want to rip away our only form of defense. It makes me truely sad that America is headed down a dark path and the people let it simply because they have more interesting to do. Back in the day when their was a lack of entertainment people would rally up against an injustice simply out of boredom, now even people who do care are too preoccupied with daily life and tv, internet, video games etc.

We have been living with a half Socialism lifestyle for too long now and we are used to it. Our country takes from the workers to reward people who opt not to do nothing with their lives. It isn’t my fault some lady decided she wanted to be a hoe and had 6 kids, i didn’t stick her so why should i pay. I don’t have children because i can not give them the extreme good life i think they deserve, but i get to pay for everyone else who deosn’t take the time or effort to get a job and the people who get rewarded for having kids and being poor. We shouldn’t be rewarding this behavior, we should be making it harder and making the situation unbearable so people will think first. But instead we will give them money, and in return for our government giving them money they will vote how they are told.

So basically, the working class gives money to the government, the government gives the money to the poor, and the poor vote in more people who will give away more money. So basically in the long run we are paying out the ass to get our rights taken away.

*Sigh*

Sorry for the 5am rant:(

Driver who was high on cocaine evading police opted to drive into a cornfield. After 4 cop cars were totaled the 34 year old man finally stopped when he wrecked in a ditch. This took place in Dussen in the Netherlands. Now we know what cocaine does to a cornfield.

Well i am not a huge fan of wrestling, but i have always like Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit apparently flipped out and strangled his wife and suffocated his 7 year old son, he then hung himself with one of his weight machines. They found a lot of steroids at his place which authorities are assuming this is one of the reasons for his rage. After Chris Benoit murdered his wife and son they say hehung himself up to a day later.

Chris Benoit was married for 7 years and when they found Chris Benoit was hanged everyone was in shock. Chris Benoit has always been a wholesome family an but apperently he had some deep seeded shit and he just flipped. Benoit’s wife filed for divorce in 2003.

Benoit’s 43 year old wife was bound by her hands and feet, there was blood under her head so you can assume there was a struggle. They don’t know if the steroids caused him to flip out, but Mr. Perfects father blamed the steroids for his sons death. Kurt henning died from a steroid and painkiller overdose 3 years ago (listen to the song by Macho Man Randy Savage called Perfect Friend), and the British Bulldog died from heart failure that was caused by steroids.

Recently on WWE they have been running an assassination story line about the WWE owner Vince McMahon. They cut this story line short when they found out Chris Benoit killed his family and killed himself. They also called of the WWE Raw for monday night.

Chris Benoit will be missed, he was a great entertainer, and apparently not that great of a husband or father. Chris Benoit would have made a perfect Wolverine in the X-Men movies.

R.I.P. Chris Benoit

Look, I am not a religious man by any means, but to deny some sort of higher power is absurd. We all have something to answer to when we die. Religion in itself is a farce, no single religion can be right, if one were to say that then they would consider all others wrong. It’s more of a melting pot that has been dispersed among a thousand faiths. Small parts of each religion may be true, but none are absolute. Even 90% of Christians will tell you the bible is fake, it is filled with stories, yes STORIES, it is an attempt to teach people life lessons. It is by no means fact. The stories were of course spawned from true tails but the book itself is just there to try to teach people to live decently, nothing more and nothing less. Live decent, be kind and helpful and try to live a decent life by your fellow man..

Now here is my rant on Atheists. I have argued with dozens over the point of god or a higher power. Each and everyone of them will argue to the death without ever once proving a point, it’s freakin funny, absurd at best. Not once in history has an Atheist won an argument, yet at the same time they don’t quit. They continue to fight against faith without ever proving their point, why, because they have no fucking point. They are mindless fools who 90% of them honestly say it in an attempt to be “cool”. The only thing worse than them is the little devil worshippers. I don’t think I have ever met one that could be taken seriously. Both are a joke at best. All of the little Satanists come off as idiots at best, do you seriously think anyone gives to shits about what your pindick mind thinks. Half of the people you are trying to impress with your so called views think that you are a fucking retard.

I come across these folks everyday, not one of them has ever once made me doubt there was a god, not once. There is something to answer to when we die, one way or another. Atheists love to argue and fight but never actually get to a point. I ask you feeble minded folks to feel free to try and prove their side, attempt to get an educated thought out. It’s tough I know, but maybe you will be able to prove that you are not a bunch of like minded retards just attempting to be cool.

I don’t think I would mind so much if they did not impede on the basis of our country, god in school, “In God We Trust” on our money, and the biggest one of all Christmas. You are impeding on the foundation of our country, the basis of which it was founded on, our holiday season, everything. Get fuck out of here, if you don’t believe then step aside and let our nation keep our basic traditions. Leave my Christmas alone you fucks.

You want to prove us wrong, then debate it here. Show us how there is no god, show us you are not an idiot, make a provocative argument. I doubt any of you can.

Much has been made of Carlos Mencia and Joe Rogan fighting. I don’t really care about Mencia really being a half German named Ned, I get that its an on stage persona, Larry The Cable Guy isn’t a real name either, thats not my problem. My problems with Carlos stem more from his act as a whole.

1. He steals jokes.

This is the main point of the Rogan and Mencia feud. Rogan isn’t really known for his stand up, but hes a solid comic, and I am on his side on this one. People wanna say its sour grapes because Mencia is a bigger name then he is, but if you think about it, Rogan hosted the wildly popular Fear Factor, was on NBC’s hit show, Newsradio, in the mid 90’s, and is heavily involved as an on air personality for UFC, which is growing by leaps and bounds. I don’t think the guy has a lot to be jealous of. I see where he comes from with this. If your a guy doing stand up, struggling with money, playing clubs on a nightly basis to hone your craft, write new material, trying to get a break, and some schmuck comes around, rips off your joke, and makes it big, wouldn’t you be pissed? Hes the guy in the office that catches wind of an idea that would help the company and runs to the boss with it, and gets all the praise and benefits from it. Thats what scumbags do. To rape someone else’s creativity, then use it as your own, and to BENEFIT from it? Its terrible, and its about time someone steps up and speaks out about this shit. If it stops someone from ripping others off, then good, we don’t need another Mencia, or Dennis Leary for that matter, who pretty much ripped off Bill Hicks’ entire act and lifestyle, just short of the dying part, which is really a shame.

2. His delivery.

Many people feel like hes a great performer, joke stealer or not, but I really don’t find him very entertaining. His delivery annoys me, he tries to get loud to prove his point, like it makes it more effective, it worked for Kinnison because he was brilliant. Mencia tries to get loud and throw some Latino slang at the end of his jokes to get a laugh, and I’ll admit, it gets over with most rubes. He tries to push himself soooooo hard as being controversial, and it shows, as his writing and general material, thats actually his, mind you, suffers. Jim Norton is MUCH more controversial, same with Doug Stanhope, and several other comics, they aren’t trying to ram how crazy they are down your throat, they use wit and good writing to get their points across, and if it pisses someone off or offends someone, all the better. I love offensive humor, disgusting jokes, but I don’t like it when someone is telling them for the sole purpose of being controversial, tell the joke if you think its funny, not because it might get your stupid face in a paper somewhere.

3. He’s Dave Chappelle, except less dark, and less funny.

Mencia got the Mind of Mencia show for one reason, and one reason only, Dave Chappelle left. They needed a replacement for the ratings being lost with Dave quitting, and here comes Carlos, with the same basic show Chappelle had. Kudos to Comedy Central for making it a success, not as big as Chappelle Show was, but Mind of Mencia has done well. If you’ll remember, when Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla left The Man Show, they tried to replace it with Doug Stanhope and, shockingly, Joe Rogan. The show failed miserably, and not because of Doug or Joe, or the material on the show, it was because everyone knew that was Adam and Jimmy’s show, and it was shitty of Comedy Central to try and use the same show that wasn’t really created by them. So, learning from their mistakes, instead of someone taking over Chappelle Show, they made up a “new” show, with another comics doing different sketches and bits. So, now we are “blessed” with Mind of Chappelle, errr, Mencia, and its just a shoddy knock off.

So when you wanna see, or hear some comedy, stop going for the guys like Mencia, who are hacks, and look into good comics, like Norton, Brian Regan, Rogan, Daniel Tosh, Stanhope, or several other comics that are legit. You can agree with me or not, it’s your call, but here are a few videos that you can check out.

Stealing from Bill Cosby

This is an Audio Clip of Mencia on a radio show about this whole thing. I apoligize for the awful radio show people, terrible fake laughs and a stupid cunt with an annoying voice. The fact they didn’t bring it up, and were laughing with him shows how fully phoney radio people are, with the exception of Opie and Anthony. Also, the Mikey Radio show?? What a terrible show name.

This is video of Joe Rogan outing Mencia on stage. I’m sure its slanted to one side, but make your own opinions.

Here is Mencia turning a Kinnison bit into a segment for his show.

While cruising through MySpace I came upon some profiles that made me fucking sick to my stomach, they had 7 and 8 year old girls wearing skimpy clothes, bikinis and underwear. The age was said to be 17, 18 etc. But the girls looked like they were in the 4th grade. This made me fucking sick so I had to point it out.

What kind of sick fuck gets off on looking at an 10 year old, what did your parents, uncle or grandpa have to do to you to put the want in your mind to screw a kid. Out of all the shit MySpace bans, blocks and puts to a halt in general, this should be their #1 issue. I blame MySpace for not policing properly. I have always heard MySpace was evil for shit, but I just blew it off, I never seen this before, and while cruising around I came across 1, just 1, and every single friend of theirs is either another profile of a girl under 14 or an old pedophile.

On top of everything, look at some comments here, some of them say “LOVE TO TASTE YOU!!!!, “wonderful, i could lick you all day”, “damn sooo seductive”, “ur 2 sexxi 2 just curl stretch out gurl show off dat sexxi body of urz”, “nice ass love too my hands on that” these are just to show a few, this is a fucking child, what the hell is wrong with you. Pieces of shit, I swear.

The profile I found was http://www.myspace.com/myrababy6, the pedophiles on MySpace are abundant, and I never knew the children were being exploited by them on MySpace, I never knew MySpace allowed them to be exploited either. Honestly what would it take put this to a halt, maybe either letting pics be approved, accounts approved? What would it take for MySpace to put a halt to this bullshit. Look Tom, I know it would be costly to review each and every pic, account, but maybe it is what is needed, but then again the cost of a few lawsuits would be far less costly than an actual policing of MySpace. On top of all this, in the friends there is 1 man in the top friends list. I don’t know if he has anything to do with it, but I am assuming, seeing as well, he looks like he fit’s the profile.

This falls back on my article on “MySpace: Creating Whores or Bringing Them Out?”, I just had no idea it was actually this bad. I’m pissed at the generations of perverted families that spawn these freaks that desire this, I’m pissed at MySpace for allowing children to be exploited, are the parents allowing this? Are the parents letting unsafe relatives watch their children?

Here is my plea, be vocal, let MySpace know that this is a real issue. Let MySpace know that this is their site, that they are allowing children to be exploited by pedophiles and MySpace. Let them know that no where is “Social Networking” defined as a child molesters playground.

All I can say, is I didn’t know, I did not have a clue. So I figured I had to bring some attention to it, even if it is small. And pedophiles, leave the damn kids alone, go buy a midget prostitute, do something to curve this filth that you call a mind, do something. And if what they say is true, that “Pedophiles can’t help it”, then kill yourself, ruin your life and no one else’s, have the common decency to take your own life and leave the children alone, they do not deserver to have this done to them, if a child is hurt like this by an adult they will never fully recover from this betrayal. I’m sorry for the ignorance of us all. Are we just as bad for not acknowledging this?

Here is a few of the vulgar fucks that commented on little girls photo’s, yeah, I’m calling them out, they deserve it. Fuck Em.

http://www.myspace.com/niceandhard1

http://www.myspace.com/liljaw89

http://www.myspace.com/shthappens2007

*EDIT- since the post all 3 pedo’s accounts were banned and so was the original MyraBaby6 that i made this post for, Woot, also most images were removed*

The most well known car cruise in history is being attacked. The Woodward Dream Cruise is being gunned down by some liberal cunt. This cruise is a legacy shared by fathers and sons alike, to try and ruin this is just absurd. Every year in august over a million people come to hang out, check out cars and show off their rides. The Cruise brings in millions to the state and city that is desperately needed. This liberal cunt wants to ruin it all. The Woodward Dream Cruise cannot and will not be taken over by the liberal POS. Hell I drove my mustang through last year.

The woman is an ex-teacher named Joellen Gilchrist, I guess she plans to protest the cruise and thinks it will stay all calm and without incident, apparently she does not know these folks, half of them are shitfaced and have no issues with beating on a few protestors. It appears that her convictions of cruise killing is not shared by her peers, Melissa Damachke, member of the Sierra club said a lot of folks just go north  for the weekend to get away from the drama the cruise brings, or they go to the Green Cruise that the hippies organize for the skateboarders, walkers and cyclists.

These old beasts that we all love and cherish put out high fumes of course, but all logic will tell you that they only run for a few days a year at most, they are not making a huge dent in the environment compared to our daily driving.

For this woman to have the nerve to try and protest against 1.5 million people simply amazes me, and 1 of two things need to happen, her old man needs to smack the shit out of her, or if she does not have one, she needs to get a man, so he can smack the shit out of her. Hell I’m willing to smack the shit out of her.

What does this woman expect to stop, Global Warming? I welcome it, let Michigan become the new Florida and let Florida become the new Virgin Islands. I don’t mind the liberals gunning after emission standards and trying to keep our world a little cleaner, it couldn’t hurt, but do not gun for our classics as well.

Well Joellen Gilchrist, congrats at becoming nationally known as the worlds biggest bitch. Congrats on throwing logic to the wind and standing up for your asinine convictions. Congrats on out casting yourself even from your own peers.

You are officially the dumbest bitch alive, and I salute you, now go fuck off, eat your soy burger, cycle your way to star bucks and piss off another few million by trying to kill all the cows to stop methane from killing our ozone. Absurd, just fucking Absurd…..

(source: Detroit Free Press) yeah I read it…

I figure I should get this out of the way while it’s still somewhat relevant. I also apologize for beating a dead horse.

The recent racial firestorm surrounding Don Imus is almost mystifying. Getting fired over a joke…..really? Come on. I know CBS didn’t wanna fire him, the advertisers bailed on it at the first sign of trouble, so to keep them happy, he had to go, but it stinks. He goofed on some ugly chicks, it wasn’t hateful, it was a joke, and he’s public enemy number one.

….all I wanna know is, when did we lose the freedom of speech? Maybe I sound like a dopey Hillbilly, but I thought we had a country where we can express ourselves freely, goof on people, and basically say what you want. Its pretty fucked that a guy who has been on the radio, seemingly since the dawn of man, gets booted off for making a joke. Its a part of the hypocrisy, if you make a retard joke, your an awful person, but if someone plays one in a movie, they are a brilliant artist….its bullshit. Jokes are meant for fun, they aren’t meant to be malicious. For anyone who gets offended by a goof, you need to stop taking yourself so seriously. Is it REALLY that bad to laugh at yourself once in a while?

On top of that, the hypocrites like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, who have made their own racist, offensive remarks, that WERE NOT in a joking manner, burn this old fuck at the stake for remarks that may, or may not have been racial. Thats what happens when your the white devil, we all gotta pay for the faults of our Ancestors, while minorities can be openly racist with no consequences. I LOVE offensive humor, I LOVE Black, Jew, and Asian jokes, and especially White jokes, but its not out of hatred, its for a laugh. When we can finally all laugh at each other, laugh at ourselves, THAT is when we are gonna start to break down racial tendencies, but until then, we will just be a large group of hyper sensitive, politically correct fucks.

Ok, Ok, let me explain, I don’t hate all poor people, just the lazy ones, which by chance make up for about 90% of them, I love the other 10%. How can I tell the difference you say, well its simple, the lazy poor fuck is your standard everyday welfare mother of 12,  you know exactly what I’m talking about, they opted to choose Welfare as a career choice, They have a dozen kids because welfare pays per child. It takes them awhile to Welfare their way into the middle class you lazy piece of fucking shit. When I go to the mechanics and I see a welfare whore and her dozen awful children, and she is driving a 2006 Cadillac, Using a damn welfare voucher of $1500 to put rims on it, this simply amazes me. Why is the state that we are paying taxes in, paying for a lazy cunts rims. Seriously, why is the state not looking into the welfare lifers as we all know and love.

I go into the grocery store, and the woman has a dozen kids running around, they all look like shit, wearing clothes from the 70’s, While the mother is sporting a new Gucci bag, and an $800 outfit, whilst driving a damn Escalade. Back to the point of her buying three carts of food, and us normal working class are still eating Raman noodles. Give me a break. I see these women all the time, they are rabid here. I was in Gordons food, you know GFS, and once again, a dozen kids, the woman was buying boxes of sirloin restaurant steaks on her welfare card, she bought 6 of these, they cost 80$ each, WTF.

Back to my Rant. I do not hate all poor people, just the lazy ones, Everyone and I mean Everyone can go to school, college will give anyone a loan, there is no excuse for not being educated if you are poor, Now there is a lot of poor people who can’t help it, they had a good life when things just went sour, they lost their wife or children, they get caught in the avalanche of life, those are the ones I will give anything I have on me for, They literally got shit on by life, but that is a small 10%, the rest are just lazy, refuse to get off their ass and do anything for themselves, they were raised in the mindset that everyone owes them, thank their parents I guess for teaching them a trade to pimp the system.

These people are a waste, They were raised as SHIT, and they are raising their children like SHIT, and their lives, and their children’s life’s and their  grandchildren’s life’s will be nothing more than SHIT, They prey upon society and our generosity, they live life to live of others and should be put down like a lame horse, if they are no use to the advancement in our civilization then why do they exist.

For the true poor, I will continue to help, and give you the helping hand you need, to the lazy poor, I am going to try to make your life hell. Get a damn education and get out from under my wing, I didn’t screw your mother, there is no reason I should be taking care of you.

Yes, College aged douche bags and Soccer Moms, I’m someone under 50 who likes our President! I know, it’s amazing, you didn’t think we existed, we’re rare, but we’re here. I am sure some of you are saying, “What?? Impossible!! No one can like him, the media outlets say so!!” Well, tough shit. You wanna know why I like him? Because you hate him. Think about it, a man who can piss off THIS many people has to be doing something right. Every tool who knows nothing about Politics, or get their viewpoints from a Liberally bias media despises the man, which makes him one of my most favorite people. Someone who can so torture idiots, a man who can have shitty bands like Green Day write songs about their undying hatred for him, the more I think of it, the more I realize what an inspiration this guy is.

I don’t wanna hear your anti-war protests, fuck, I like that were in Iraq. When 9-11 happened, and Bush said we will get terrorists and terrorist sympathizers, everyone went nuts and ate it up. When he followed through, now its not cool? How the fuck can you be so hypocritical? Sure, Saddam didn’t bomb us, yet, but we went there for two reasons. One, intelligence had concluded they had Nuclear weapons, they were unfounded, but thems the breaks, intelligence can’t be right 100% of the time. Secondly, on that terrorist theme, this man, this regime, killed SEVERAL thousands of his own people…….get back to me, but wouldn’t that fall under the heading of terrorist? Yes, I thought so as well. So, we get the man out of power, and we are trying to help this country become somewhat civilized…..why is that wrong? I don’t care if it happens or not, but the less little building bombers that come along, the better, wouldn’t you agree? No, you wouldn’t, your stupid.

Alas, no matter what, everyone will continue to blame George for everything that has ever gone wrong in the world. You do know, he was Hitler’s right hand man, right? He also caused the Chicago Riots. Why shouldn’t you blame him? Hell, the Politicians like Jennifer Granholm, (for you Michigan folk) whom you love, do the same! She blamed the Michigan economical problems on Bush, even though people out West are making money hand over fist. How does a President effect only one state in a negative manner? It makes me sick. This state is the ONLY one thats lost jobs the last four years straight, and not only does the blame go to the President, the people of this state RE-ELECT the cunt responsible. Wow….it just blows my mind.

-Mr. Tickles

You know what really pisses me off? WHORES. Whores piss me off worse than anything else in the entire universe.. You know what pisses me off more than WHORES? Whores who get pregnant and use abortion as a form of birth control.

OK HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO? Wouldn’t you know after the first time you skeezy little gutter sluts that if you get pregnant or don’t want to get pregnant that you should,

1.  quit going out and spreading your disease infested snatch to the rest of the world,
2. buy something called BIRTH CONTROL,
3. STOP FUCKING and make this world a better place to live in.Fuck you you nasty little skeezes and I hope you get a nasty infection from your gonnaherpesyhpillaids. And do us a favor.. they do make something called FDS… aka feminine deodarent spray… USE IT!!!

And GOD help us all if you reproduce although I guess the world needs a few more good employees to work the drink machine at McDonalds. “Do you want fries with that?”

That is my rant for the day thank you that is all..

-Madamoiselle Violette

The similarities between gays and thugs are phenomenal, in this summarizing article i will show the unique characteristics that homosexuals and thugs have in common. Some people will be offended, and I apologize to the homosexuals for associating you with “gangsters”, but it is not your class of people that is stealing the style and traits, from what i have seen the thugs have solely took your style and habits and made them there own. The many traits of your urban thug, gangster or OG, leads me to believe that most if not all are closet gays. Let me point out a few of the basic traits that all point to this fact.

• Sagging Pants - Origin of the sagging pants was in prison, this was to let other inmates know that were gay, and your ass was open for season. In the last decade thugs have chosen to make this standard part of there dress code. Coincident, i highly doubt it.

Notice the similarities in the two, i thought you did.

• Colorful apparel consisting of mainly Rainbows, Bright Neons and of course multiple fancy shiny colorful shoes. Gay men in particular love to have a nice large collection of colorful garments, this is brought about by the hightened estrogen levels that give them the womans knack and fashion sense. The homosexuals usually have a large collection of bright colored shirts, jackets and shoes. The thugs on the other hand have a large collection of bright colored shoes, shirts and jackets, hrmm. Once again very similar in the fashion sense. Gays flaunt rainbowesque shirts, thugs “pimp” rainbowesque hoodies and fleece. let me get you more pictures of some examples.

The similarities in fashion are uncanny. Hell i think elton john looks less gay than a thug in that hoodie.

Once again the thug sneaker is far more flamboyant than the gay sneaker. Not only did they take the homosexual style, but they made it even gayer. How is that even possible. Congrats to the worlds gangsters for letting your Gay Colors shine.

• Most gays are known for being a bit overly sensitive, well thugs are even worse, They call it “Keeping it Real”, but in reality it is an over reaction to any situation. IE: Stepping on ones shoe “you smudged my puma mother fucker, your gonna pay for that shit”, when in reality it would easily wash right of, but since they have to try and prove there not soft they get over sensitive and over react to the minor scuff and want to fight. Any normal man would care less, why because they spent $20 on a pair of 1/2 off adidas and consider them disposable. Thugs on the other hand with there high fashion sense paid $200 for there rainbow specialty Nikes. Also might i mention the over reaction to the mother jokes, normal man will laugh and make a joke back, a Gangster will get highly offended and once again attempt to prove that they are not a bitch and try to fight. This constant attempt to try to prove that they are “Hard” would make me assume that they are trying to cover up something, why else would anyone ever want to fight over a joke.

• Accessories - Something every thug has to have is accessories, From flashy Bling to the Kicks, the almighty bling amazes me, as your average man the only jewelry i wear is a wedding ring, which i would not wear unless i was forced to by the wife, but gangsters on the otherhand will wear far more jewelry than most gay men ever thought of. Why is this, why do they feel the need to look so shiny and glamorous, the bigger gawdy the jewelry is the better, the shinier the better. At this point Elton John is the hardest fucker on earth if we are going by gangster clout.

Between these two men alone they have set a beyond gay trend in thug america, what happened to looking like a man, an entire class of man has stepped into the realm of estrogen, they take fashion to far, they take jewelry to far, and take there emotions to a depth no man should ever go….

To sum it all up what have we learned today, that most gangsters, thugs and G’s are closet homosexuals. They try hard to stay in fashion, the new era of Gangsta Glam makes me sick. Back in the day a thug was something to be feared, now they are just a kolidascope of colors that when the sun hits just right they shoot beams of light that can start small fires.

They are no longer men but glorified metrosexuals, at that there is so many of them to egg eachother on and set the trends further into gayness that they don’t even realize what they have become, since when did a $150 shirt make you hard, if i remember correctly a $3 party store shirt gave off a much better “Thug” impression, personally no matter how many flamboyant colors you wear it is not going to instill fear into people, your car is getting brighter, your teeth are shinier, your clothes are flashier, your just one big ol gay shiny star, Congrats, your a dick in the ass shy of making your deadbeat prison daddy proud. Next big fad will be to walk around with a neon dildo hanging from your rearview mirror, spinning of course.

This is only part one of the Gangster/Homosexual similarities, trust me there is alot more, until next time.