OR so I would say I am.

What is NOT art, but claimed to be:

Paint vomited onto canvas

Persepolis

Shitting graphite onto a giant piece of paper, rolling it up, and smashing it into a canvas

Abortion

Starving dogs

Now the starving dog thing is old, but I don’t care, i just found out about it.

THIS IS PROOF OF LIBERAL HYPOCRISY!

we are cruel to animals because we keep them as pets, or we are cruel for not treating them as gods, but here they are STARVING A DOG (ultimately killing it) in the name of “art” ( http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2007/10/dog_publicly_st.html)

Recently, some dumb bitch proved the stupidity of liberals “no, you can’t kill him, all he did was rape and eviscerate 12 children on camera and admitted it proudly!” “Oh wait, that baby? Fuck that thing, its not interesting, kill the bitch, I think it gave me a dirty look” don’t deny it, its the truth. Now they are killing babies as “art”

Source: http://www.yaledailynews.com/articles/view/24513

I am an artist, and work professionally, and i hate what art has become, libertards just love to sully the good names of our past

marriage : f*ck marriage, no, just because its been created by a church that does not condone gay behavior doesn’t mean it cant belong to gays, and screw you sir for trying to keep your religion sacred, why don’t YOU go and get a civil union instead?

History: no sir, f*ck your history too, for we mighty liberals are forward thinkers, and history is no longer allowed to share any view but ours, yes, we shall take credit for what the republicans did in the civil war!

And of course, art: oh yes, I am familiar with to works of Monet, but do I give a damn? the answer is no, not unless Monet painted through his urethra, or some other orifice on his body, no we will not recognize art to be a creative medium for thought provoking, for we shall strip traditional creativity (because history is disgusting) and create our own version, you silly bastard. Quickly Jambi, shove that tube up my asshole so that we may commence my anal painting!

Starving dogs, killing babies, and throwing paint from your asshole IS NOT CREATIVE it’s not some artistic pioneering! What, do you morons think that in the future we will create works of art rivaling that of Da Vinci, using such retarded “techniques”? Or do you think all future portraits of world leaders will be done using your rectum as an airbrush? The next water lilies will be painted from the blood of dead babies using the fur of dead dogs?

I’m sick of this country’s scum, and I’m calling for another civil war, pussies without guns or fighting knowhow, to the left, and martial artists with boom sticks and an itch trigger finger to the right!

Coming soon (maybe): Civil War: It’s our second time baby, let’s not be so gentle.

These are my new favorite demotivational posters of the day. Some are a bit harsh but all are funny, especially the Autism one.

Autism Demotivational Poster

Aids Demotivational Posters

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Chuck Norris, just turned 67 in March Died two hours after being admitted to the Morton Plant Hospital in Florida. He was vacationing in Clearwater, FL. when witness Thomas Scott said, “He just fell off of the jet ski, the Scuba rental manager came out and pulled him back to shore. An ambulance was there within 5 minutes and took him away.”

Witnesses say he made it to the hospital at approximately 7:30pm (EST), and was pronounced dead at 9:40pm. Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris left behind a loving wife and 5 children. Chuck was an outspoken conservative republican and was very vocal with his views. Chuck wrote a column for WorldNetDaily. Chuck Norris had almost 40 movies under his belt which began in the late 60’s..

Chuck Norris, you will be missed my friend R.I.P.

Well i am not a huge fan of wrestling, but i have always like Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit apparently flipped out and strangled his wife and suffocated his 7 year old son, he then hung himself with one of his weight machines. They found a lot of steroids at his place which authorities are assuming this is one of the reasons for his rage. After Chris Benoit murdered his wife and son they say hehung himself up to a day later.

Chris Benoit was married for 7 years and when they found Chris Benoit was hanged everyone was in shock. Chris Benoit has always been a wholesome family an but apperently he had some deep seeded shit and he just flipped. Benoit’s wife filed for divorce in 2003.

Benoit’s 43 year old wife was bound by her hands and feet, there was blood under her head so you can assume there was a struggle. They don’t know if the steroids caused him to flip out, but Mr. Perfects father blamed the steroids for his sons death. Kurt henning died from a steroid and painkiller overdose 3 years ago (listen to the song by Macho Man Randy Savage called Perfect Friend), and the British Bulldog died from heart failure that was caused by steroids.

Recently on WWE they have been running an assassination story line about the WWE owner Vince McMahon. They cut this story line short when they found out Chris Benoit killed his family and killed himself. They also called of the WWE Raw for monday night.

Chris Benoit will be missed, he was a great entertainer, and apparently not that great of a husband or father. Chris Benoit would have made a perfect Wolverine in the X-Men movies.

R.I.P. Chris Benoit

If you know me, you know the thing I hate most in this world is STDs, but right after that is shitty parents. Sadly, our country is overrun with them. Take a look at the World around you, how many people with kids have you seen that your confident are good parents? If your honest with yourself, its slim to none. The main concern with me is young, single Mothers. If your 18 or 19 and pregnant, please, step in front of a speeding Bus, you’ll be doing the World a bit of good. Think back to when you were 18 or 19. Looking at it now, you know whatever relationship you are in at that time, most of the time, it’s not gonna work out. So thats one strike when getting knocked up at that age. Don’t fool yourself either, kids are statistically worse off when raised by a single parent. A Father is almost as important for a child as a Mother, yet they get none of the credit. However, this just scratches the surface.

The main problem is, when your 18, 19, even 20 years old……you barely know whats best for yourself, let alone a new born child. So now, while your worrying about how Britney will fare in the next few months, you need to share that time with a little baby. Its infuriating to see. You may as well drop these kids off in the Woods and let it be raised by Wolves, because you can’t do much worse. Look at some of these Seven and Eight year olds nowadays…. dressed like fucking whores, and in just a few more years, they will be what they dress like. Ever seen Middle School Confessions? It was a show on HBO, America Undercover type deal several years back, with 12 and 13 year olds talking about sucking cock, drinking, giving handjobs, etc. Wanna know why? Because of this very topic. One day, we just stopped treating single Mothers and young Mothers like shit. When this stuff happened decades ago, they would be treated as Pariahs and shunned by a majority of the public. Now its commonplace and almost applauded. “Good for you girl, you don’t need no man!!” Yes, you do, skank, and if not to smack you around for being a fucking dolt, then to take care of the kid when your busy going to the bar on a Wednesday. Kids raising kids, not knowing what they are doing, and bringing up the next generations of whores and criminals. Its disgusting.

Also, two other things, why the need to grow up so fast, and why the need to create another life? What happened to enjoying your youth and saving adult things for, you know, when your an adult? Shit, I’m 26, you think I want a kid at this age? Fuck no, I’m a wreck, I don’t wanna destroy a little kids life, I do a fine enough job of fucking my own life up. Don’t you people have dreams? Aspirations? A future? Instead, you’ll put your life on hold, ruin whatever career you coulda had, and put yourself and your child in a worse financial situation. This shit couldn’t wait ’til your older, or even, *gasp*, married? On top of that, why the need to bring another child into this world? Don’t we have enough people already?? Kids in Foster homes all over the place, but you need to create another life….really? Adopt if you really need a kid, but you won’t, because your selfish, you do it as an ego trip, cuz you want a little version of yourself. If it was about taking care of a life, more people would adopt, but you want another little girl who will also like horrid music and suck cocks at 13, just like you did!

There should be laws in place for having children. One, you gotta be married. I’m not big on marriage, but a married couple has a better chance of raising a healthy, happy, successful child then non-wed. Secondly, you should be over the age of 25. Thirdly, having a specific income level. I’m not sure what that level should be, but people who are financially stable. Forth, a various amount of mental testing, an IQ over 90, whatever it takes. We need to stop having nothing but idiots cranking out kids for more money on a fucking welfare check. You people stink and I hope you die tomorrow.

Dear self important, self absorbed fuckface. I hope you die.

The cell phone is the fucking worst invention ever. Hey, need a reason to be EVER MORE up your own ass? Here, have a phone where anyone can reach you at anytime!

Answer me this, besides high powered business types, Lawyers and the like, do you REALLY need to be accessible 24 hours a day? Really? Can you be anymore wrapped up in yourself? Oh wait, yes you can!! How about we take these tedious, useless conversations, and even text messages, and do them WHILE DRIVING!! Thats an amazing idea!! Why bother with paying attention to the road or your surroundings when in a couple thousand pound death machine?? Your right, being alert is just silly!

I ride a bike, I walk, and every time I do so, I nearly get run down by some fucking twat talking to her girlfriend about how her nail appointment with Mrs. Soo went. Meanwhile, I’m narrowly escaping being buried under a tire. Before cell phones were around, we had MORE then enough shitty drivers, now the numbers are fucking absurd. If your watching traffic go by, I dare you to see five cars in a row with no one on a phone. I’m shocked they don’t force drivers to take a test while on a phone, because, lets face it, this shit isn’t gonna change.

Now, the initial idea was a good one. Hey, wouldn’t it be great if you get into some emergency with your car, and you can contact family, 911, or AAA? Great idea, in theory, but its just been blown so tits out that I look at most people on a cell phone as being some sort of fucking scumbag. Have you ever worked at a place, or waited in line behind one of these fucking people? Just jabbing away about something no one could care about, ignoring the person trying to serve them, being such rude fucks in the process. I see these people and just hope the get hit by a drunk driver later in the night.

On top of that, I can’t watch late night TV anymore without getting two cell companies trying to sell you shit for your phone, EVERY commercial break. “Text sexy babes like this with “I luv poon” to 44844 now!” No, stupid. Your texting some slob, or worse yet, a dude. Its only costing you a buck a text though, so who cares, you get to whack off to fucking typed words, you desperate shitheel. That or, “To get the Monkey eating a Banana sound, text, “I hate my life” to 32109!!” No, I don’t wanna hear your Sweet Home Alabama ringtone, I don’t care about the wallpaper of a rim spinning, nor do I want to listen to “Do yo chain hang lo” while I wait for you to pick up this ringing object that is ruining the world. I really wish the rumors were true and you would get tumors from prolonged cell phone use, Lord knows you people fucking deserve it.

I was just watching a show on Fat Folks and the gastric bypass surgery, I fully understand why some of these people do this, but the majority of the people who get this done are just to damn lazy to get off there fat ass, maybe go for a walk, maybe use that little bit of willpower you have to NOT put that cupcake in your mouth. I am a fat guy and the thought of risking my life for that surgery just stuns me.

It does not take that much will power to swap from the burger to chicken, or to swap from a cupcake to a can of tuna fish, are you actually telling me that your that big of a pussy that you cannot suck it up and mellow out on the food, but you will risk everything so you can eat the same rotten garbage, you are just forcing yourself to eat less. Makes no damn sense. The only people who should be getting this operation is someone with a thyroid problem, or have actually gotten so big that they cannot leave there home or move far or fast enough to get any real exercise.

Like I said, I am a fat guy, I have always been fat. But if under any circumstance I could not run, jump or climb the same as a skinny guy I would put a halt on everything and lose some of this sluggish flesh. Until the day all that happens I will continue to store food like a camel and enjoy my life. I see people who get winded after walking 20 feet, at that point I would call bullshit flag on play and suck it up and eat a salad.

On the other hand, that fat folks that really burn me is the amigo riders, you know the ones. They can walk perfectly fine, they are just to damn lazy to do it. So instead they opt to weigh 400 Lbs and ride around like an invalid. Those amigos are for people who are CRIPPLED, yes the keyword is crippled, it is not intended for lazy people. Now there is some poor guy walking around on crutches who really need to use it, all because you are to lazy and inconsiderate to just walk.. Fat bastard, hope you get sclerosis from sitting on your pompous fat ass……