What the hell has happened to the world? weve got all these jackasses running around, making it difficult to hold back your gun.

Seriously, weve got a third grader crossdressing and wanting to be called by a girls name (what the F*ck? i thought that only happened in shota hentai!) weve got demented third graders that plot to kill their teacher for telling a student to get off her desk, and weve got ninth graders that look like third graders

i blame the mcdonalds food hormones, i dont have a problem with them untill parents decide to stop cooking alltogether and just shove kids meals down the kids tiny throats, i couldnt believe when i saw some kids at the local highschool, i was walking in to drop off somthing for my little brother, when i see these 4 foot tall kids coming out of a classroom, wearing school IDs and backpacks!

F*CKING PARENTS, does nobody have control anymore? weve already heard storys here about dumbass parents letting their little shit-bottomed brats run around punching and kicking strangers, but those same parents are also getting their kids all fudged up, either eating nothing but mcdonalds, or nothing but health-food shit, CHILDREN CANNOT GROW WITHOUT MEAT.

a friend of mine went out to eat with his dumbfuck liberal girlfriend, expecting she was going to treat him with FOOD, who knew going out to eat actually meant eating? she took the poor fool to a vegetarian place (also known as a center of frail pseudo-humans) he refused to “eat” because he wasnt hungry (he was hungry, but theres nothing filling about carrot sticks) she paid EIGHT DOLLARS, EIGHT, for her SALAD MEAL! look, i paid SIX dollars a few days ago at a texas road house for a half pound mushroom swiss burger, days before i payed TEN DOLLARS for UNLIMITED steak, cook RARE, nice and bloody!

not suprising, she dumped him, because unlike herself, he isnt retarded.

I dont hate veggies, i actually like mushrooms, carrots when cooked right, cabbage,tomatoes, peas, squash, etc, but NOT WITHOUT MEAT! when i become ruler of the world, i will force meat upon everyone, and make sure that i personally slaughter the animals infront of peta members.

The GameStop Conspiracy has recently been noticed by everyone I talk too around this wonderful nation. It seems that most GameStops have removed most of their ethnic staff and replaced them with a White Nerd/Hot Chick combo. I thought it was simply coincidence but we have 11 GameStops within a 15 mile radius. So I drove to all of them on a search for a rare item an 10 out of the 11 stores had this white nerd and hot chick combo. The last store went above and beyond with two girls and one nerd guy. Don’t get me wrong it is a smart system to have a nerd who knows everything about the games and a female to attract the gamers and flirt. It seems to have worked. Since this new system has been in place the prices they offer have shot to almost nothing yet they pull in a lot of business.

Out of curiosity I followed this a bit more. I hunted down one of the old darker workers that I used to chum it up with and asked him what happened. He responded with this “WWB”, I asked WTF that meant and he enlightened me that it meant “Working While Black”. I asked him how does he figure and he told me that there were 5 black guys working and all 5 were dismissed within a week without cause. I figured this was a random pissy manager doing a getting a little retribution for his mother slimeballing a brother on the side. It turns out that all of brothers from 10 out of the 11 stores were dismissed and replaced with this new regime. So still wondering if it was a local thing, I asked about 20 gamers I know online and all noticed this same worker arrangement.

What caused this new Final Solution that seems to have put a lot of people out of work and given their jobs to petite little white girls who do not know what a Nintendo is? I am just curious; it was a smart business move but completely wrong on an ethic and moral ground. Since when has business been a moral situation anyways.

These are my new favorite demotivational posters of the day. Some are a bit harsh but all are funny, especially the Autism one.

Autism Demotivational Poster

Aids Demotivational Posters

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I am about as patriotic as they get, and i will put up with all types of atrocities our government might try to passover on us, but the one thing i will not do is give up my guns. Giving up my guns is giving up the right to protect myself and my family. Asking me to give up my guns is leaving me unprotected.

I can see our country heading down a dark socialism type path similar to the Stalin era Russia. Democrats are seizing control and pushing more of their bs on us. Along with forcing the working class to pay for irresponsible people to create equality they want to rip away our only form of defense. It makes me truely sad that America is headed down a dark path and the people let it simply because they have more interesting to do. Back in the day when their was a lack of entertainment people would rally up against an injustice simply out of boredom, now even people who do care are too preoccupied with daily life and tv, internet, video games etc.

We have been living with a half Socialism lifestyle for too long now and we are used to it. Our country takes from the workers to reward people who opt not to do nothing with their lives. It isn’t my fault some lady decided she wanted to be a hoe and had 6 kids, i didn’t stick her so why should i pay. I don’t have children because i can not give them the extreme good life i think they deserve, but i get to pay for everyone else who deosn’t take the time or effort to get a job and the people who get rewarded for having kids and being poor. We shouldn’t be rewarding this behavior, we should be making it harder and making the situation unbearable so people will think first. But instead we will give them money, and in return for our government giving them money they will vote how they are told.

So basically, the working class gives money to the government, the government gives the money to the poor, and the poor vote in more people who will give away more money. So basically in the long run we are paying out the ass to get our rights taken away.

*Sigh*

Sorry for the 5am rant:(

Driver who was high on cocaine evading police opted to drive into a cornfield. After 4 cop cars were totaled the 34 year old man finally stopped when he wrecked in a ditch. This took place in Dussen in the Netherlands. Now we know what cocaine does to a cornfield.

I went to my local small-town strip club last night with friends. Here are a few things I noticed:

What’s the fuck is up with strippers dancing to butt-rock??? Let me let these sluts in on a little secret…Nickelback, Hinder, Limp Bizkit, Korn and Creed are about the least likely of all types of music to give me an extra large veiny boner and in turn empty my pockets of all Washington’s to store between your jelly and the elastic strap holding the whole production together. Nickelback has been part of the death of real rock music and I don’t want it fraternizing with my sluts dancing on a pole. Hinder (Nickelback Light) is no better. Also, all these juggalo skanks need to realize that when I checked my huge fucking wall calendar this morning, it said 2007! Limp Bizkit, Korn and Creed were some of the worst parts of a much rather forgotten era that never needs to be revisited unless it’s on one of those crappy VH1 “I Love the Late 90’s/Early 2000’s” episodes where the D-list comedians ruin their careers even further by trying to make obvious and witty remarks over tv clips.

Next, I would love to see the dictionary of stripper names one of these days. It’s probably like two fucking pages long. Bambi, Candy (sometimes with an ‘i’), Cocoa (if she’s black), Diamond…have I covered them all yet??? I think this place actually had two Bambi’s. Let’s not just get the seminal juices going, but also the creative juices. Maybe call the person that named “Bjork” and see if they have any other spare crazy fucking names they could loan you. It might be more interesting than Shasta.

Now I know where these creep ball sexual deviants I see on NBC’s Dateline: To Catch a Predator actually come from. There was a fat 18-year old loser still wearing his Arby’s uniform sitting in the front row feeding out money like a loose slot machine. This guy showed no emotion and had a creepy mustache. He’s probably already serverly fucked in the head from looking at the other 80% of the Internet, which is all pornography or other things in the same ballpark and wanted to try his luck with a REAL smelly snatch in his face. When this guy shows up on Dateline with a 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice, condoms and a cucumber at the house and the camera crew walks out, I’ll be able to tell everyone that I knew that fucker was gonna be on this shit. And it just makes those women that much more of mega-skanks to know that they rub their stinky roast beef (maybe Big Montana?) up and down his fat, acne-laden face. “I’m thinking Arby’s!”

And what about the DJ? Did you get turned down for employment as peep show mop man? You get paid nothing to be there and play the shitty music and you barely make any tips to cover it anyway. I’m not gonna pay some hair metal burnout to play Nickelback or Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls”. Doesn’t the sleazeball owner of the club know he can just buy a computer that will shuffles all of those loser bands up? It would probably cost him more to buy the program then to keep the burnout employed, working off of zero tips and the dream that one day he might actually get to bag one of his disgusting co-workers. It’s pretty bad when he can’t even get some cat from these single mothers.

Anyway, I highly suggest you get drunk and high before you go to your next local strip club. It makes it that much better. Unless you live in Dallas, LA, NY, Miami or 5 other places where you might actually want to fuck any of the girls onstage.

Peace out like a trout.
-Mr. B

Chuck Norris, just turned 67 in March Died two hours after being admitted to the Morton Plant Hospital in Florida. He was vacationing in Clearwater, FL. when witness Thomas Scott said, “He just fell off of the jet ski, the Scuba rental manager came out and pulled him back to shore. An ambulance was there within 5 minutes and took him away.”

Witnesses say he made it to the hospital at approximately 7:30pm (EST), and was pronounced dead at 9:40pm. Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris left behind a loving wife and 5 children. Chuck was an outspoken conservative republican and was very vocal with his views. Chuck wrote a column for WorldNetDaily. Chuck Norris had almost 40 movies under his belt which began in the late 60’s..

Chuck Norris, you will be missed my friend R.I.P.

Well i am not a huge fan of wrestling, but i have always like Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit apparently flipped out and strangled his wife and suffocated his 7 year old son, he then hung himself with one of his weight machines. They found a lot of steroids at his place which authorities are assuming this is one of the reasons for his rage. After Chris Benoit murdered his wife and son they say hehung himself up to a day later.

Chris Benoit was married for 7 years and when they found Chris Benoit was hanged everyone was in shock. Chris Benoit has always been a wholesome family an but apperently he had some deep seeded shit and he just flipped. Benoit’s wife filed for divorce in 2003.

Benoit’s 43 year old wife was bound by her hands and feet, there was blood under her head so you can assume there was a struggle. They don’t know if the steroids caused him to flip out, but Mr. Perfects father blamed the steroids for his sons death. Kurt henning died from a steroid and painkiller overdose 3 years ago (listen to the song by Macho Man Randy Savage called Perfect Friend), and the British Bulldog died from heart failure that was caused by steroids.

Recently on WWE they have been running an assassination story line about the WWE owner Vince McMahon. They cut this story line short when they found out Chris Benoit killed his family and killed himself. They also called of the WWE Raw for monday night.

Chris Benoit will be missed, he was a great entertainer, and apparently not that great of a husband or father. Chris Benoit would have made a perfect Wolverine in the X-Men movies.

R.I.P. Chris Benoit

If you know me, you know the thing I hate most in this world is STDs, but right after that is shitty parents. Sadly, our country is overrun with them. Take a look at the World around you, how many people with kids have you seen that your confident are good parents? If your honest with yourself, its slim to none. The main concern with me is young, single Mothers. If your 18 or 19 and pregnant, please, step in front of a speeding Bus, you’ll be doing the World a bit of good. Think back to when you were 18 or 19. Looking at it now, you know whatever relationship you are in at that time, most of the time, it’s not gonna work out. So thats one strike when getting knocked up at that age. Don’t fool yourself either, kids are statistically worse off when raised by a single parent. A Father is almost as important for a child as a Mother, yet they get none of the credit. However, this just scratches the surface.

The main problem is, when your 18, 19, even 20 years old……you barely know whats best for yourself, let alone a new born child. So now, while your worrying about how Britney will fare in the next few months, you need to share that time with a little baby. Its infuriating to see. You may as well drop these kids off in the Woods and let it be raised by Wolves, because you can’t do much worse. Look at some of these Seven and Eight year olds nowadays…. dressed like fucking whores, and in just a few more years, they will be what they dress like. Ever seen Middle School Confessions? It was a show on HBO, America Undercover type deal several years back, with 12 and 13 year olds talking about sucking cock, drinking, giving handjobs, etc. Wanna know why? Because of this very topic. One day, we just stopped treating single Mothers and young Mothers like shit. When this stuff happened decades ago, they would be treated as Pariahs and shunned by a majority of the public. Now its commonplace and almost applauded. “Good for you girl, you don’t need no man!!” Yes, you do, skank, and if not to smack you around for being a fucking dolt, then to take care of the kid when your busy going to the bar on a Wednesday. Kids raising kids, not knowing what they are doing, and bringing up the next generations of whores and criminals. Its disgusting.

Also, two other things, why the need to grow up so fast, and why the need to create another life? What happened to enjoying your youth and saving adult things for, you know, when your an adult? Shit, I’m 26, you think I want a kid at this age? Fuck no, I’m a wreck, I don’t wanna destroy a little kids life, I do a fine enough job of fucking my own life up. Don’t you people have dreams? Aspirations? A future? Instead, you’ll put your life on hold, ruin whatever career you coulda had, and put yourself and your child in a worse financial situation. This shit couldn’t wait ’til your older, or even, *gasp*, married? On top of that, why the need to bring another child into this world? Don’t we have enough people already?? Kids in Foster homes all over the place, but you need to create another life….really? Adopt if you really need a kid, but you won’t, because your selfish, you do it as an ego trip, cuz you want a little version of yourself. If it was about taking care of a life, more people would adopt, but you want another little girl who will also like horrid music and suck cocks at 13, just like you did!

There should be laws in place for having children. One, you gotta be married. I’m not big on marriage, but a married couple has a better chance of raising a healthy, happy, successful child then non-wed. Secondly, you should be over the age of 25. Thirdly, having a specific income level. I’m not sure what that level should be, but people who are financially stable. Forth, a various amount of mental testing, an IQ over 90, whatever it takes. We need to stop having nothing but idiots cranking out kids for more money on a fucking welfare check. You people stink and I hope you die tomorrow.