Dear self important, self absorbed fuckface. I hope you die.
The cell phone is the fucking worst invention ever. Hey, need a reason to be EVER MORE up your own ass? Here, have a phone where anyone can reach you at anytime!
Answer me this, besides high powered business types, Lawyers and the like, do you REALLY […]
Look, I am not a religious man by any means, but to deny some sort of higher power is absurd. We all have something to answer to when we die. Religion in itself is a farce, no single religion can be right, if one were to say that then they would consider all others wrong. […]
Much has been made of Carlos Mencia and Joe Rogan fighting. I don’t really care about Mencia really being a half German named Ned, I get that its an on stage persona, Larry The Cable Guy isn’t a real name either, thats not my problem. My problems with Carlos stem more from his act as […]
While cruising through MySpace I came upon some profiles that made me fucking sick to my stomach, they had 7 and 8 year old girls wearing skimpy clothes, bikinis and underwear. The age was said to be 17, 18 etc. But the girls looked like they were in the 4th grade. This made me fucking […]
Parents, control your little creeps. NO, it does not take a village to raise a child, it takes I firm hand. I can’t even sit in a movie or a restaurant without your children screaming their little fucking heads off. I did NOT have children for one reason and one reason only, I didn’t want […]
The late, great comedian Bill Hicks once asked something along the lines of “If you see obnoxious assholes making idiots of themselves at a football game, are they drunk or high?” I just think it’s amazing something as detrimental as alcohol is perfectly legal while marijuana is a federal crime. Not saying I don’t sometimes […]
This is somewhat of a counter to an earlier post about Myspace, but on a broader scale. I know, I know, vast amounts of sluts are all over Myspace, and the Internet in general, my question is, why is that so bad? I LOVE sluts! Without sluts, how many guys would never get laid? I […]
Since when did having Myspace give you a license to be a whore, seriously, I don’t give a fuck how ugly you are, if you can’t get a piece of ass on MySpace in 45 minutes or less, then you are just a fuckin putz. Just because the almighty god thought you should have the […]
Hey! How many of you caught my last post? The one where I said the rich never work? Yeah, well that is something called satire. If Republicans stopped underfunding education by giving corporations tax loopholes, you might be able to understand the concept. You see, it’s advanced. A little too advanced for the feeble conservative […]
The most well known car cruise in history is being attacked. The Woodward Dream Cruise is being gunned down by some liberal cunt. This cruise is a legacy shared by fathers and sons alike, to try and ruin this is just absurd. Every year in august over a million people come to hang out, check […]